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by Existentialist1844
Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:22 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Three people having sex= Threesome Two people having sex= Twosome Exi= Handsome. :prof: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea: Nope, it wasn't over my head. I just like Woodbutcher, and often smile when he is around :)
by Existentialist1844
Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:05 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by Existentialist1844
Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:56 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup: You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size. No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much. How would you know? :what: Well, there is a thread on here where people post nude photos! Its kind of diff...
by Existentialist1844
Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:25 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup: You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size. And personality. And girlfriends. And boy friends for that matter. You would be drooling if I posted some of the chicks I've dated and/or banged. However, I ...
by Existentialist1844
Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:24 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much.
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:18 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.

haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
Get rollin' then, son. :coffee:
There is not many people I can dispense Slammage on. Most of the people here already felt my wrath!
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:04 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna
...for a tapeworm?
No, remember, I have 867 great qualities :)
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:02 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.

haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:56 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: Alas, I have returned!
Truer words were never spoken! :hilarious:

That's a good thing! No? :lay:
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:55 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Re: New Member. What do I do? What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage... It's like having an ecological niche in a living community... Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose... But with bigger biceps and less personality... I'll have you know that woman often comme...
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:54 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already. :what:
Exi 2.0.... oh wait; that's just his height. :ask:
Hey, I am 5'6" That is only 3 inches shorter than average height! :lay:
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:53 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already. :what:
This board would run smoothly if I was mod! No issues!
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:52 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Don't Panic wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
And modest, you forgot about modest.
I am very modest! I just recognize my greatness!
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:52 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Re: New Member. What do I do?
What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...
My jokes are freaking awesome. Okay, I do annoy you, but that's only because I have a crush on you! :flowers: :hugs: :date:

I think most of my slammages were rightfully owned!
by Existentialist1844
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:50 am
Forum: Welcomes and Introductions
Topic: New Member. What do I do?
Replies: 91
Views: 15575

Re: New Member. What do I do?

Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...? I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome. But you're still too short! Yep - that's it - you have to come up to Pappa's chin without tiptoeing - sorry mate. :...