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Re: New Jersey

Post by Ian » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:43 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Nice, Coito, that you put yourself at the bottom of the list. Very humble of you. :hehe:
And he included Bill Maher. :awesome:

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Re: New Jersey

Post by rainbow » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:44 pm

Ian wrote:These are bad too:

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Re: New Jersey

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:54 pm

New Jersey -

Has the highest point of any state along the eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida
Has more race horses than Kentucky
Highest cost of living on average in the US
Highest cost of auto insurance in the nation
Highest property taxes in the nation
Has the most "diners" in the world
New Jersey is the true home of the Statue of Liberty
First submarine ride occurred in New Jersey
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Produces the most blueberries and cranberries in the world
The first beer brewery in the US was in Hoboken
Electric guitar invented by Les Paul in NJ
The light bulb, the record player, movie projector and the radio were invented in NJ
First seaplane was built in NJ
The game of Monopoly has its streets named after streets in Atlantic City NJ
First baseball game was played in NJ
First NCAA football game was played in NJ - Rutgers v Princeton
First drive-in movie theater
New Jersey has both of New York's football teams
The first radio station was in Patterson NJ

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Re: New Jersey

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:56 pm

The damn greaseball guineas ruin it for NJ -- all the great people from and all the great things about NJ are just ruined by a bunch of orange, duck-faced greasy-haired dagos.












no offense...

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Re: New Jersey

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:57 pm

Still not convinced. :coffee:
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Re: New Jersey

Post by hadespussercats » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:02 pm

Rum wrote:The accent? Nu Joisie?
no one talks like that.

i lived there for eight years. do i count as something good from there?
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Re: New Jersey

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:11 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Rum wrote:The accent? Nu Joisie?
no one talks like that.

i lived there for eight years. do i count as something good from there?
I'm betting yes, but to be certain...I'd have to try you out first.

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Re: New Jersey

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:12 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Still not convinced. :coffee:
What would it take? :ask:

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Re: New Jersey

Post by rainbow » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:22 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Rum wrote:The accent? Nu Joisie?
no one talks like that.

i lived there for eight years. do i count as something good from there?
Absolutely.
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Re: New Jersey

Post by hadespussercats » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:36 pm

rainbow wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Rum wrote:The accent? Nu Joisie?
no one talks like that.

i lived there for eight years. do i count as something good from there?
Absolutely.
:smooch:

and coito-- that would require me seeing what you look like. something to consider. ;)
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Re: New Jersey

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:46 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:New Jersey is the true home of the Statue of Liberty
Wow. I never realised that! And Ellis Island too. Which means I can tick off another state in my list of those I've visited. :tup:

New York
Nevada
Arizona
California
Illinois
Wisconsin
Minnesota

and

New Jersey!
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Re: New Jersey

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:07 pm

Where is New Guernsey?
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Re: New Jersey

Post by Ian » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:New Jersey is the true home of the Statue of Liberty
Jersey claims the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island?! As someone born in NYC, I consider them fightin' words. :irate:

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Re: New Jersey

Post by klr » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:35 pm

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Re: New Jersey

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:22 am

Ian wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:New Jersey is the true home of the Statue of Liberty
Jersey claims the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island?! As someone born in NYC, I consider them fightin' words. :irate:
Google maps agrees. /argument. :tea:
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