The Good Things About North Korea

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I suggest we fight the next war with stringed instruments. Guitars, violins, banjos, etc. This was would a string quartet a front-line fighting unit and the bass fiddle an WMD.

And we'd get to post "that picture" of Lozzer more often.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Svartalf]

Hawt wimmen.



Who can and will kill you for disrespecting KJI.

they hawtter in da north? or just leaner?

[FBM]

Hawt wimmen.



Who can and will kill you for disrespecting KJI.

they hawtter in da north? or just leaner?

Not hawter from my limited exposure to them, but maybe just because cosmetics and cosmetic surgeries are in short supply up there. Their genetics should be the same, eh? Leaner, yes. Short supply of sammiches up there.

[Santa_Claus]

an unstable regime bent on genocide.

A bit harsh on the USA - true, but harsh.....

[Coito ergo sum]

Well, they have amusement parks -- http://www.thethemeparkguy.com/park/pyo ... fun-fairs/

I have become fascinated by North Korea. I would love to go there. The stories from everyone who has been there are amazing. I can't imagine that it really is the way they describe.

I mean, if what all the witnesses say is true, it really is a great, big prison, ruled as the private fiefdom of a megalomaniacal self-appointed demigod.

I was thinking, if we were in Pyongyang -- what would there be to do for fun? I googled it, and apparently, there are amusement parks, but they are constantly monitored by police, and are way too expensive for most people to go to ever, and those who do go there have to just walk around slowly. I get the impression of those scenes from Invasion of the Body Snatchers where everyone walks around stiffly and slowly. Anyone who hasn't been "snatched" has to mimic the snatchers so that they aren't discovered.

Other stuff I read says that if you visit there, the only things to do are at the few hotel bars, which close at nightfall or thereabouts. There just isn't anything like nightclubs and other entertainment. I imagine there are the N.Ko. equivalent of "speak easies" where people need passwords to get in and there are secret exits if the un-bribed cops try to get in....

They have a rarely visited zoo, and acquarium, etc. Mostly it's just monuments to visit, though: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/north-korea ... ings-to-do

They have no clubs and bars, and visitors are not allowed to go around town at night anyway.

The DPRK is a perfect example of a police state. Like prisoners, its citizens are kept under surveillance round the clock. A neighbourhood of individual houses is usually walled in, leaving one entrance only which is always guarded. In a block of flats, a specially appointed lady sits at the entrance all day long, keeping records of all visitors and reporting them to the police, if required.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kernbeisser/3994599607/

All the hotties become traffic girls: http://www.flickr.com/groups/pyongyangt ... 7191839146

Might be able to get an Old Fashioned for 20,000 Won, though... http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php ... 0&num=2485

[FBM]

Well, they have amusement parks -- http://www.thethemeparkguy.com/park/pyo ... fun-fairs/

I have become fascinated by North Korea. I would love to go there. The stories from everyone who has been there are amazing. I can't imagine that it really is the way they describe.

I hear ya. That's a big reason I find it hard to leave here.

All the hotties become traffic girls: http://www.flickr.com/groups/pyongyangt ... 7191839146

Had a quick scroll through the ladies...didn't see a one that I wouldn't be on like white on rice...

[Coito ergo sum]

All the hotties become traffic girls: http://www.flickr.com/groups/pyongyangt ... 7191839146

Had a quick scroll through the ladies...didn't see a one that I wouldn't be on like white on rice...

As long as you don't mind a military police officer monitoring your sex positions, I suppose it would be fine.

She's probably not allowed to moan, "Oh, God," -- she probably has to moan the name of one of three Kim boys. And, afterwards, they have to thank the Great and Dear leaders for inventing the orgasm.

[FBM]

All the hotties become traffic girls: http://www.flickr.com/groups/pyongyangt ... 7191839146

Had a quick scroll through the ladies...didn't see a one that I wouldn't be on like white on rice...

As long as you don't mind a military police officer monitoring your sex positions, I suppose it would be fine.

She's probably not allowed to moan, "Oh, God," -- she probably has to moan the name of one of three Kim boys. And, afterwards, they have to thank the Great and Dear leaders for inventing the orgasm.

(Invisible penis)

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It's a deal.

[Coito ergo sum]

BEIJING (AP) -- The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive" - not realizing it is satire.

The People's Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread on its website in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline "North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012."

Quoting The Onion's spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote, `'With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true."

"Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," the People's Daily cited The Onion as saying.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... 7-07-38-17

[Jason]

It's not the USA.

[Coito ergo sum]

[MiM]

And it seem they might try to go ballistic again soon. On the other hand, the last speculations about them making a new nuclear test "real soon" hasn't realized yet, although much time has passed since the speculations begun...

[Coito ergo sum]

Yeah, well, the world is going to wait until some whack-jobs use one, and then they'll all blame the US for either (a) not doing enough to stop it, or (b) pissing off the whack-jobs, causing them to use the weapon.

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

Best propaganda posters evah



I mean, they're nailing her goddamned head. Fucking Imperialist Aggressor Sons of Bitches.

I bet they are Republicans .

Funnily enough I was recently thinking about a visit to North Korea (not cheap though - damned Socialists!) - would be a good time to get some original artwork, and maybe even get some signed and with some provenance........and just wait .