For the Brits... Ever wonder what the Lloyds TSB music was?
It's called Eliza's Aria by Elena Kats-Chernin.
And here she is.....
Elena Kats-Chernin
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Elena Kats-Chernin
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Re: Elena Kats-Chernin
I had often wondered that.
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CJ wrote:I had often wondered that.
Beautiful, isn't it.
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Yes, most beautiful.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:CJ wrote:I had often wondered that.
Beautiful, isn't it.
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Shame the company itself is such a greedy, insensitive monolith.CJ wrote:Yes, most beautiful.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:CJ wrote:I had often wondered that.
Beautiful, isn't it.
"Would you like more credit?"
"Our records show that you are eligible for an additional loan of £10,000"
"Great news! The credit limit on your card has been increased from 17,500 to 23,900. You don't need to do anything at all to take advantage of this wonderful offer."
"As a valued customer, the overdraft facility on your account has been doubled!"
"Our records show that you have not made the minimum required payment on your credit card account. Please make this payment immediately or your credit facility will be instantly revoked. You have been charged £70 for this letter."
"Unfortunately, we have been unable to honour your Direct Debit transaction of £12.92 due to there only being £12.91 in your account. You have been charged £70 for this payment not being made. This charge has left your account £57.09 overdrawn. You have been charged an overdrawn account charge of £55."
etc.
etc.
etc.
"Give us our fucking money now or we will send the bailiffs round!1!!!
etc.
etc.
ad infin-fucking-itum!
Cunts.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Elena Kats-Chernin
I know zackly what you mean. It's not just the TSB though. ALL of them were doing it.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Shame the company itself is such a greedy, insensitive monolith.CJ wrote:Yes, most beautiful.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:CJ wrote:I had often wondered that.
Beautiful, isn't it.
"Would you like more credit?"
"Our records show that you are eligible for an additional loan of £10,000"
"Great news! The credit limit on your card has been increased from 17,500 to 23,900. You don't need to do anything at all to take advantage of this wonderful offer."
"As a valued customer, the overdraft facility on your account has been doubled!"
"Our records show that you have not made the minimum required payment on your credit card account. Please make this payment immediately or your credit facility will be instantly revoked. You have been charged £70 for this letter."
"Unfortunately, we have been unable to honour your Direct Debit transaction of £12.92 due to there only being £12.91 in your account. You have been charged £70 for this payment not being made. This charge has left your account £57.09 overdrawn. You have been charged an overdrawn account charge of £55."
etc.
etc.
etc.
"Give us our fucking money now or we will send the bailiffs round!1!!!
etc.
etc.
ad infin-fucking-itum!
Cunts.
At least Shat West have lowered their charges to £5. That's a reasonable amount.
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Re: Elena Kats-Chernin
People are greedy.
People also create music like this.
The human race is fucking strange.
Edit: Shared it on facebook. Thanks DSI!
People also create music like this.
The human race is fucking strange.
Edit: Shared it on facebook. Thanks DSI!
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