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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
kiki5711 wrote:
Cool Runnings is a briiliant film.
OK, here's a funny story.
A work collegue, who was born in England to Jamaican parents often went to Jamaica for his holidays. (to visit relatives and free B&B)
He told me that Jamaicans could tell he was English just by looking at him.
He would walk along the road and they would call (Jamaica accent) "Hey! Engish maaannn"
Him "How could you tell I am English?"
Jamaicans "Because you walk too faaasst"
Him "Ah, but I might have been American!"
Jamaicans "You wear better clothes!"
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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
I guess he wasn't wearing a tea shirt and flip flops..He would walk along the road and they would call (Jamaica accent) "Hey! Engish maaannn"
Him "How could you tell I am English?"
Jamaicans "Because you walk too faaasst"
Him "Ah, but I might have been American!"
Jamaicans "You wear better clothes!"
When I was in Barbados, everyone walking on the side of the road (along with the cows
) was saying "hi, hello" to us and I kept wondering if they knew my (ex), but no, they just like to say hi to everybody! -
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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
How lovely.devogue wrote:Fuck off Jamaica.
Full of wankers.
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He prolly didn't wear a fanny pack and baseball cap!kiki5711 wrote:I guess he wasn't wearing a tea shirt and flip flops..He would walk along the road and they would call (Jamaica accent) "Hey! Engish maaannn"
Him "How could you tell I am English?"
Jamaicans "Because you walk too faaasst"
Him "Ah, but I might have been American!"
Jamaicans "You wear better clothes!"
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous
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Re: Happy Birthday Jamaica.
my whole life favorite Jimmy Cliff!
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