Let's have some fun with the NSA...

[Coito ergo sum]

I'm very careful not to mention things like FERTILIZER or DIESEL or PRESSURE COOKER. Those get flagged, you betcha. Same is true if you write CONSTITUTION or PATRIOT. That's why I don't use those words.

just say "fertilize her" and "press her cookie" instead. They'll never know what you're referring to.

[Bella Fortuna]

They're always listening. They're in the walls.

Nah, that's just the rats.

[Coito ergo sum]

They're always listening. They're in the walls.

Nah, that's just the rats.

Isn't that what he just said?

[Clinton Huxley]

We could just bare our buttocks in the general direction of Menwith Hill, one of the US Bases of Occupation. Still, they are welcome to Yorkshire, I suppose.

[Coito ergo sum]

Clinton, don't say that out loud. Don't you know that you don't want that evil coming into the 'shire....?

[Clinton Huxley]

The Radomes are swivelling round to Pappa's house as we speak.

[Svartalf]

I'm very careful not to mention things like FERTILIZER or DIESEL or PRESSURE COOKER. Those get flagged, you betcha. Same is true if you write CONSTITUTION or PATRIOT. That's why I don't use those words.

The PATRIOT act prevents you from putting DIESEL in your car to buy FERTILIZER and a PRESSURE COOKER or to visit the USS CONSTITUTION ?

[Mysturji]

L8:
https://twitter.com/Mysturji/status/162896683506741248
https://twitter.com/Mysturji/status/162896928563134465

[Audley Strange]

"The Destruction of Manhattan by Islamist Terrorist cells, leading to the death of 500,000 was considered by the NSA to have been a preventable tragedy if it were not for Culture Jammers, Free Speech Advocates, Constitutional and Privacy activists bombarding the network with trigger words. The volume of this "informational noise" overwhelmed the ability for the NSA to profile and investigate genuine threats. This lead to martial law and a rise in support for Christian Theocrats, who with the private corporate militias of several Fundamentalists seized control of the Whitehouse while most of the military was exacting revenge on Sudan, Yemen, Afghanistan, Syria, Pakistan, Iran and finally Saudi Arabia itself. With the decade the Christian United National Theocracy dissolved state independence, set up death squads and then finally extermination camps, before funding Christian Terror Networks across Secular Europe." From Wikipedia circa 2035.

Citation needed!

[Warren Dew]

"The Destruction of Manhattan by Islamist Terrorist cells, leading to the death of 500,000 was considered by the NSA to have been a preventable tragedy if it were not for Culture Jammers, Free Speech Advocates, Constitutional and Privacy activists bombarding the network with trigger words. The volume of this "informational noise" overwhelmed the ability for the NSA to profile and investigate genuine threats. This lead to martial law and a rise in support for Christian Theocrats, who with the private corporate militias of several Fundamentalists seized control of the Whitehouse while most of the military was exacting revenge on Sudan, Yemen, Afghanistan, Syria, Pakistan, Iran and finally Saudi Arabia itself. With the decade the Christian United National Theocracy dissolved state independence, set up death squads and then finally extermination camps, before funding Christian Terror Networks across Secular Europe." From Wikipedia circa 2035.

Did they get Bloomberg?

[Ian]

Understanding the difference...

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[Skepticus]

But that's another matter altogether....

[chimed in unison] 'But that's another matter'

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

PIPE BOMBS!! RDX!! SARIN!! ANARCHIST'S COOKBOOK!! RICIN!! BZ IN THE WATER SUPPLY!!!

Nope. Nothing yet....

[JimC]

PIPE BOMBS!! RDX!! SARIN!! ANARCHIST'S COOKBOOK!! RICIN!! BZ IN THE WATER SUPPLY!!!

Nope. Nothing yet....

Worse still...

PZ IN THE WATER SUPPLY!

[Ian]

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