Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

[cronus]

Following in the grand tradition of invented Gods - your turn...to invent the One True Deity.

I'll analyse the ideas later.

[NineBerry]

My god punishes people for double-posts.

[cronus]

My god punishes people for double-posts.

This is a strange computer. It is doing what it does on account of me building it myself. Increased the regular population of Rationalia by over ten per cent and still complaining...

[rainbow]

My god punishes people for double-posts.

This is a strange computer. It is doing what it does on account of me building it myself. Increased the regular population of Rationalia by over ten per cent and still complaining...

Does it face Makkah?

That could be the problem.

[cronus]

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/scien ... 01919.html

Look, double posts are a fact of nature. Symmetry is everywhere. But how do magnets work?

[rainbow]

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/scien ... 01919.html

Look, double posts are a fact of nature. Symmetry is everywhere. But how do magnets work?

[laklak]

My God makes magnets work. He spends so much time keeping all those electric motors and generators running that He doesn't have time to heal amputees.

[Animavore]

My god has the power to beat all your gods. He can do anything.

[tattuchu]

The only god I'm interested in is one that watches me masturbate.

[Svartalf]

If my god existed, I'd have some success with the ladies

[JimC]

Just a rather stupid and backward dog...