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Godless America

Post by FBM » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:26 am

God Bless America...............................Godless America
Irving Berlin.......................................FBM


God bless America,..............................Godless America
Land that I love,.................................Land I would love
Stand beside her and guide her................All secular let's make her
Thru the night with a light from above;......Toss the crap about god up above

From the mountains, to the prairies,.........In our classrooms, teach reality
To the oceans white with foam,...............Turn the churches into homes
God bless America,..............................Godless America
My home, sweet home..........................Crosses are gone
God bless America,..............................Godless America
My home, sweet home..........................All gods begone


Not perfect, but that's all I'm going to do with it.
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Re: Godless America

Post by Drewish » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:28 am

So where's the video of you singing it? :biggrin:
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Re: Godless America

Post by FBM » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:34 am

andrewclunn wrote:So where's the video of you singing it? :biggrin:
Video I can do, it's the audio that I'm having trouble with.... :lay:


Feel free to step up to the plate, tho... :tup:
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Re: Godless America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:24 am

TA, frigid? Get on it!
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Post by FBM » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:13 am

Gawdzilla wrote:TA, frigid? Get on it!
I don't get the impression that TA is frigid...
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Re: Godless America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:19 am

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:TA, frigid? Get on it!
I don't get the impression that TA is frigid...
Depends on whether you're pitchin' or catchin'.
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Re: Godless America

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:54 pm

Erm...... :coffee:
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Re: Godless America

Post by FBM » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:03 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Erm...... :coffee:
:hehe:

Any comment on 'zilla's allegations of TA's frigidity?... :dono:
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Re: Godless America

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:19 pm

I can wholeheartedly say that I have seen firm and incontrovertible proof that such is not the case.

And the proof was salty as well... :shifty:
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Re: Godless America

Post by FBM » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:28 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I can wholeheartedly say that I have seen firm and incontrovertible proof that such is not the case.

And the proof was salty as well... :shifty:
Your conviction seems quite rigid. You might want to plant that seed in Gawd's mind once he comes online. No doubt he'll be gushing with retractions. :tea:
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Re: Godless America

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:48 pm

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I can wholeheartedly say that I have seen firm and incontrovertible proof that such is not the case.

And the proof was salty as well... :shifty:
Your conviction seems quite rigid. You might want to plant that seed in Gawd's mind once he comes online. No doubt he'll be gushing with retractions. :tea:
Or better still, just watch the video:
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Re: Godless America

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:50 pm

*phew*
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Re: Godless America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:53 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I can wholeheartedly say that I have seen firm and incontrovertible proof that such is not the case.

And the proof was salty as well... :shifty:
Your conviction seems quite rigid. You might want to plant that seed in Gawd's mind once he comes online. No doubt he'll be gushing with retractions. :tea:
Or better still, just watch the video:
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