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by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:31 pm
mandy wrote:thepill wrote:I'm a bit puzzed. Where is alun getting all these virgins from. Cant be enough women who died before sexual intercourse corrupts their dear souls, but old enough (I know 9 and over) to be 'useful' in this context.
So are these 'virgins' women who have never lived on earth, that alun is manufacturing for this purpose. I'd guess that someone who has never gone thru life and grown up, would be a bit like a vegtable or zombie.
Or is alun fixing women who have lost their virginity, after all any half decent cosmetic surgeon today could do it if required. Cloning is another possabilty, find a real hottie who likes cock and clone a couple of thousand copies.
Are they all muslim, or can god choose from the infidels. Does that mean non-muslims can still get to heaven?
Could you end up with your brothers ex-wife, or alun-forbid your grandmother.
Where is mandy when you need these pesky questions answered.
its not 77 virgins or 75. Allah has made 72 beautiful virgins for every man who makes it to heaven. each group of 72 women are waiting for a man to come and enjoy.
Theyre not really women, Mandy because they have never grown up and lived a life on earth. As one of the earlier posters mentioned, they are more android than women. You might as well have 72 plastic patsys, you can rinse em out, and with superglue re-seal them.
Oh, and what to female suicide bombers get, 72 sparkling dildo's?
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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by Tigger » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:49 pm
thepill wrote:This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
They like to fuck women in every other sense of the word, so your suggestion is plausible.
Education: fucked
Freedom: fucked
Marriage choice: fucked
Justice: fucked
Happiness: fucked
Women's rights: fucked
Career: fucked
Primitive fucking bastards.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:52 pm
Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
They like to fuck women in every other sense of the word, so your suggestion is plausible.
Education: fucked
Freedom: fucked
Marriage choice: fucked
Justice: fucked
Happiness: fucked
Women's rights: fucked
Career: fucked
Primitive fucking bastards.
Women=posessions=sheep, women are no different to sheep in this religon, except that always wanna talk after sex. baaaaaaa
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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by Tigger » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:01 pm
thepill wrote:Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
They like to fuck women in every other sense of the word, so your suggestion is plausible.
Education: fucked
Freedom: fucked
Marriage choice: fucked
Justice: fucked
Happiness: fucked
Women's rights: fucked
Career: fucked
Primitive fucking bastards.
Women=posessions=sheep, women are no different to sheep in this religon, except that always wanna talk after sex. baaaaaaa
That's all very well for ewe to say. Cue the ovine punning in 3,2,1 ...
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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by thepill » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:04 pm
Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
They like to fuck women in every other sense of the word, so your suggestion is plausible.
Education: fucked
Freedom: fucked
Marriage choice: fucked
Justice: fucked
Happiness: fucked
Women's rights: fucked
Career: fucked
Primitive fucking bastards.
Women=posessions=sheep, women are no different to sheep in this religon, except that always wanna talk after sex. baaaaaaa
That's all very well for ewe to say. Cue the ovine punning in 3,2,1 ...
Now you've Embarrassed me, I'm feeling a bit sheepish
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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by Svartalf » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:49 pm
So the pill is Pappa's sheep?
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by Tigger » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:19 pm
Svartalf wrote:So the pill is Pappa's sheep?
A sheeping pill.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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by charlou » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:51 am
thepill wins the topic
no fences
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by JimC » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:15 am
Tigger wrote:Svartalf wrote:So the pill is Pappa's sheep?
A sheeping pill.
Tig, I thought you didn't drink, but you're starting to slur your words!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by thepill » Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:25 pm
Charlou wrote:thepill wins the topic
A hazelnut in every bite
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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by Tigger » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:43 pm
thepill wrote:Charlou wrote:thepill wins the topic
A hazelnut in every bite
Like squirrel shit?
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by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:35 pm
Tigger wrote:Like squirrel shit?
I prefer a McDonalds!
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by thepill » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:13 am
Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:Charlou wrote:thepill wins the topic
A hazelnut in every bite
Like squirrel shit?
so I'm told
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
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by Tigger » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:42 am
thepill wrote:Tigger wrote:thepill wrote:Charlou wrote:thepill wins the topic
A hazelnut in every bite
Like squirrel shit?
so I'm told
Can't eat that as it has a nut warning on it.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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by Svartalf » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:43 am
meaning it could hurt people allergic to nuts?, or turn you into one?
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