You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Holy Crap!
Post Reply
CJ
Posts: 8436
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 am
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:23 pm

Turn around, bend over and lift your robe, it's my turn to fuck you!
Top
User avatar
Mallardz
Definitely not Even Liam!
Posts: 3529
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:08 pm
Location: Stratford City, London, GB
Contact:
Contact Mallardz

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Mallardz » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:27 pm

CJ you seem to like this thread.
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
Top
User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:
Contact Xamonas Chegwé

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:38 pm

If I ever found myself face to face with god at the pearly gates, about the only thing I could say that would make much sense would be, "Fucking Hell! This is good acid!!!"
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Top
User avatar
klr
(%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
Posts: 32964
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
About me: The money was just resting in my account.
Location: Airstrip Two
Contact:
Contact klr

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by klr » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:04 pm

What happened to Saint Peter? Are you downsizing, or did you send him downstairs? :demon:
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

:mob: :comp: :mob:
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:06 pm

Hi. Bye.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
CJ
Posts: 8436
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 am
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:09 pm

Mallardz wrote:CJ you seem to like this thread.
Duck off ! :hehe:
Top
CJ
Posts: 8436
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 am
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:11 pm

Please tell me you don't let Christians in?
Top
CJ
Posts: 8436
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 am
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:12 pm

What are you going to say to Richard Dawkins when he arrives, and can I watch :biggrin:
Top
User avatar
Animavore
Nasty Hombre
Posts: 39276
Joined: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:26 am
Location: Ire Land.
Contact:
Contact Animavore

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Animavore » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:14 pm

Nice place you got here.
It would be a real shame if something happened to it.
A real shame.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
Top
User avatar
klr
(%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
Posts: 32964
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
About me: The money was just resting in my account.
Location: Airstrip Two
Contact:
Contact klr

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by klr » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:14 pm

CJ wrote:What are you going to say to Richard Dawkins when he arrives, and can I watch :biggrin:
And God replied: "I'm afraid Richard Dawkins was processed some years ago, and you won't find him up here ..." :dp:
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

:mob: :comp: :mob:
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:17 pm

Where's the hookers!
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
Pappa
Non-Practicing Anarchist
Non-Practicing Anarchist
Posts: 56488
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:42 am
About me: I am sacrificing a turnip as I type.
Location: Le sud du Pays de Galles.
Contact:
Contact Pappa

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Pappa » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:54 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Where's the hookers!
Where's the beer fountain?
For information on ways to help support Rationalia financially, see our funding page.


When the aliens do come, everything we once thought was cool will then make us ashamed.
Top
User avatar
Bella Fortuna
Sister Golden Hair
Posts: 79685
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:45 am
About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Location: Scotlifornia
Contact:
Contact Bella Fortuna

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:55 pm

Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Where's the hookers!
Where's the beer fountain?
Where's the brothel?
Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
Image
Food, cooking, and disreputable nonsense: http://miscreantsdiner.blogspot.com/
Top
User avatar
AshtonBlack
Tech Monkey
Tech Monkey
Posts: 7773
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:01 pm
Location: <insert witty joke locaction here>
Contact:
Contact AshtonBlack

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:58 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Where's the hookers!
Where's the beer fountain?
Where's the brothel?
Where's the stripper factory?

10 Fuck Off
20 GOTO 10
Ashton Black wrote:"Dogma is the enemy, not religion, per se. Rationality, genuine empathy and intellectual integrity are anathema to dogma."
Top
CJ
Posts: 8436
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 am
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK

Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Where's the hookers!
Where's the beer fountain?
Where's the brothel?
Finally you would get paid for what you like to do :woot: :woot: :woot:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Atheism & Religion”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests