Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a timeGawdzilla wrote:Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?
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The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!Svartalf wrote:Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a timeGawdzilla wrote:Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi
They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
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I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.The Mad Hatter wrote:They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
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I know, I know!hadespussercats wrote:I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.The Mad Hatter wrote:They don't rag in heaven I don't think.

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And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
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I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)The Mad Hatter wrote:And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
However, to extend the argument, the issue of whether it should be banned in certain western countries is a whole new can of worms, bringing both issues of civil liberties, and pragmatic arguments as to its ramifications for the women concerned...
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It could be age specific, like the right to drink or vote. If it were illegal to wear a berka in public until, say the age of 21, I could live with that.JimC wrote:I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)The Mad Hatter wrote:And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
However, to extend the argument, the issue of whether it should be banned in certain western countries is a whole new can of worms, bringing both issues of civil liberties, and pragmatic arguments as to its ramifications for the women concerned...
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Do you mean the Stockholm syndrome?JimC wrote: I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)

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I think so, yes...Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Do you mean the Stockholm syndrome?JimC wrote: I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)

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What happened to the Norse eh?
"Oh Sven, Sven, I am tired of all this pillaging and raping... Let's make lego!"
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The Mad Hatter wrote:What happened to the Norse eh?
"Oh Sven, Sven, I am tired of all this pillaging and raping... Let's make lego!"

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actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.hadespussercats wrote:The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!Svartalf wrote:Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a timeGawdzilla wrote:Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
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