75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?

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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:05 pm

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hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.
Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a time
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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:07 am

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hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.
Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a time
The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:09 am

They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:17 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:23 am

hadespussercats wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:They don't rag in heaven I don't think.
I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:26 am

The real problem is spotting the occasional tranny in amongst this lot! :shock:

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Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:30 am

And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:44 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)

However, to extend the argument, the issue of whether it should be banned in certain western countries is a whole new can of worms, bringing both issues of civil liberties, and pragmatic arguments as to its ramifications for the women concerned...
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Post by Robert_S » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:05 am

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The Mad Hatter wrote:And yet still people try to argue that the Burqa is worth preserving.
I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)

However, to extend the argument, the issue of whether it should be banned in certain western countries is a whole new can of worms, bringing both issues of civil liberties, and pragmatic arguments as to its ramifications for the women concerned...
It could be age specific, like the right to drink or vote. If it were illegal to wear a berka in public until, say the age of 21, I could live with that.
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Post by Sælir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:24 am

JimC wrote: I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)
Do you mean the Stockholm syndrome? :ask:
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:38 am

Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:
JimC wrote: I agree that there is nothing worthwhile about it at all; the women who wear and support it are suffering the same psychological impairment as long-term hostages, IMO (The Copenhagen Effect, I believe it is termed...)
Do you mean the Stockholm syndrome? :ask:
I think so, yes... :shifty:

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Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:41 am

What happened to the Norse eh?

"Oh Sven, Sven, I am tired of all this pillaging and raping... Let's make lego!"
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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:42 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:What happened to the Norse eh?

"Oh Sven, Sven, I am tired of all this pillaging and raping... Let's make lego!"
:lol:
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Re: 75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgi

Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:00 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!
Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.
Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a time
The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!
actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.
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