You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by GeneticJen » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:47 pm

tattuchu wrote:Unlikely I'd end up in Heaven, even assuming it existed. But this is purely hypothetical of course. So I guess I'd prolly say, "Huh. Alright, I'm bored already. So what is there to do up here anyway?"
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Geoff » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:53 pm

OK, you can tell us now...you're user name was "Devogue", right...?
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by klr » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:08 pm

I want to rewrite all your software systems from scratch. After all, it's not as if we're short of time, and lawyers aren't a problem up here, right? :biggrin:
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:25 am

Geoff wrote:OK, you can tell us now...you're user name was "Devogue", right...?
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Post by klr » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:27 am

Do you have cable or satellite?
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Animavore » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:34 pm

Wasn't me :shifty:
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:35 pm

Animavore wrote:Wasn't me :shifty:
OH YES IT WAS!
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by cowiz » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:38 pm

"Hey god, where's Peter? What are you doing on reception, have you been promoted *snork*? Your eyes look very pretty today sweet lips."
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:54 pm

Okay, I got it. Have a nice day. Leave the keys, please.
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Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:51 pm

I knew I shoulda turned left in Albakoikie....
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Twoflower » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:02 am

So...are you single?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:18 am

Pluto2 wrote:So...are you single?
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 am

Peter Harrison wrote:"Sarah Jessica Parker. Come on, what's up with that? Were you drunk?"
OK, you need to leave my beloved Sarah Jessica Parker alone.

Seriously.

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:04 am

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Listen, you Philistine, this is beauty.
"Her eye was on the sparrow. Her mind was on the dove,
But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
Her eyes are always hooded. Her claws are sharp as steel.
We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."
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