You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Red Katie » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:11 am

What would I say to God?

"The fucking Bible? Are you kidding me?"
"Her eye was on the sparrow. Her mind was on the dove,
But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
Her eyes are always hooded. Her claws are sharp as steel.
We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Pappa » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:04 pm

"So... where's the beer volcano and strippers?"
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:14 am

My first words upon seeing God?

"Fuck me running..."
P1: I am a nobody.
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Sisifo » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:02 am

"Can I see the rooms first?"
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