My former priest is coming round later...

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My former priest is coming round later...

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:17 pm

As one of you recalls, I finally stopped attending church at Easter, having been consciously atheist for three or four years.

A few weeks ago the priest came round to chat about the arrangements for church music (I used to provide piano noises every week), and asked me about my "spiritual development". Well, I told him where I stood, and we had a long chat, which both of us enjoyed immensely (he's never encountered an atheist to speak to before). He's coming round later for a follow up (at my invitation).

So - he's a nice chap, by the way, so I won't be calling him names or ridiculing him to his face - anything I should bring up for discussion?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:21 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:As one of you recalls, I finally stopped attending church at Easter, having been consciously atheist for three or four years.

A few weeks ago the priest came round to chat about the arrangements for church music (I used to provide piano noises every week), and asked me about my "spiritual development". Well, I told him where I stood, and we had a long chat, which both of us enjoyed immensely (he's never encountered an atheist to speak to before). He's coming round later for a follow up (at my invitation).

So - he's a nice chap, by the way, so I won't be calling him names or ridiculing him to his face - anything I should bring up for discussion?

(I reserve the right to ignore any or all suggestions placed in this forum. Your statutory rights are not affected.)
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:22 pm

A priest, you say? Ask him about the whole wafer/cannibal thing......
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:A priest, you say? Ask him about the whole wafer/cannibal thing......
...then eye him up and down with a hungry look.
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Post by klr » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:23 pm

Decent chap, you say? :eddy:

I'm afraid I wouldn't have the heart to give him the plain, unadorned truth. Especially while he would be a guest. Now, if it were on his patch ... :whistle:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:25 pm

Strap him to a chair, stictch his eyelids open and then force him to read RAtionalia for one hour....
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Post by Feck » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:26 pm

Nah not really, just ask if he has any offspring ? ask how many guys he was with at the seminary were gay ?
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:39 pm

Ask him has he boned any good children recently.

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Post by Ace » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:50 pm

Use the "we are all atheists" argument. Works well with willing theists. :tup:
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:19 pm

He's never encountered an atheist before? :?
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:28 pm

Cheers all! I'm expecting him in the next five minutes or so.
tattuchu wrote:He's never encountered an atheist before? :?
I'm sure he has, but not one he knows and who he's been able to talk to about it.

Here we go... :twisted:

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Post by klr » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:34 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Cheers all! I'm expecting him in the next five minutes or so.
tattuchu wrote:He's never encountered an atheist before? :?
I'm sure he has, but not one he knows and who he's been able to talk to about it.

Here we go... :twisted:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:40 pm

He's HERE...

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:42 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:He's HERE...
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:08 pm

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