The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity

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The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity

Post by Lozzer » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:17 pm

Ladies and Gentleman, I introduce you to Veggie Tales!




Veggie Tales is an animated series which follows the adventures of a load of anthropomorphic Vegetables. The 'Veggie people' spread the gospel by acting-out Biblical stories of a mainly Old Testament theme. Each episode incorporates both a modernistic and pop-culture spin to the storyline, which allows rather gormless children to relate to the stories' context.

The soldiers defending the walls of Jericho are replaced with Peas with faces and so on and so fourth. In the episode I watched, the walls of Jericho were toppled by a Carrot Jazz band :think:

It's the single most disturbing production I've ever had the displeasure of watching.

Shiny and vivid programming has the amazing ability to entice me, it has to stop. Why I feel compelled to flick through Christian channels on Sky I don't know, but Peter Poppof's Miracle Water seemed amazing credible after such brief and imaginative indoctrination :D
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Re: The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity

Post by klr » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:21 pm

"The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity"?

As odd as the video is, I'll reserve judgement for a while. Christianity has 2,000 years of fucked-up weirdness - the competition is very hot. :coffee:
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Post by Animavore » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:21 pm

How very apt. Vegetables relaying bible stories to children.
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Post by Lozzer » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:24 pm

Animavore wrote:How very apt. Vegetables relaying bible stories to children.

Yes indeed, they must be in seed.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:33 pm

Animavore wrote:How very apt. Vegetables relaying bible stories to vegetables.
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Re: The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity

Post by Twoflower » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:07 am

Veggie tales was a staple at the school I went to.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Post by Feck » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:34 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:49 pm



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Re: The most fucked thing in the history of Christianity

Post by Sisifo » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:07 am

Well, seems perfectly on tune to me with the rest...
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