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Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

Post by anna09 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:47 pm

A few of you already know I have an "Origins of Christianity" class, well here's another tale . . .

The Professor was trying to explain to the class about "God's plan" and the concept of freewill. (Which is a joke) He, of course, set up his argument so that any rational person cannot refute or disagree. . . why? because that's what they're good at and because they develop their OWN definition of freewill so that, wether you like it or not, you are a part of god's plan. The only freewill that you have comes from your inner wishes and desires but ultimately your still a pawn for God. So he then discusses Judas, the betrayer of Jesus and quotes the famous Jesus quote of "it would have been better for him had he not been born." He explains that Judas is still responsible and guilty for what he had done even though it was a part of god's plan because he still wanted to sell Jesus out. And that Peter could've easily betrayed him but Jesus had told Peter that he was praying for him.

I responded with:

For Christian doctrine to be still prominent today, Judas' betrayal is absolutely necessary, so why do Christians demonize him so much? Shouldn't he be made a hero, perhaps a saint? I mean hell, you could even say, "Well, it's Jesus' fault, he should've prayed for Judas as well." Which raises the question, "Why does Jesus have to 'pray' for something to begin with? If it's a part of God's plan then he should be happy with Judas!" Didn't a little angel come to him as a kid and warn him what was going to happen to him? Sorry, but according to your own bible story, your Jesus has no excuse to be angry.

All I got was a disgusted look in return. :ddpan:



I've lately been getting overlooked and ignored in class. :hehe:

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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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Start marking your papers "Hysteria of the Bible class."
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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Do you know the topic of each class in advance? We could collectively prepare ammunition for you. :hehe:
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Pappa wrote:Do you know the topic of each class in advance? We could collectively prepare ammunition for you. :hehe:
He has a syllabus but he doesn't stick with it. . . too much preaching. :nono:

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Pappa wrote:Do you know the topic of each class in advance? We could collectively prepare ammunition for you. :hehe:
He has a syllabus but he doesn't stick with it. . . too much preaching. :nono:
Bastard. :hehe:
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

Post by anna09 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:25 pm

Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:

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anna09 wrote:Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:
Ask them if they've ever seen the demons? (Saying bless you quickly after you sneeze prevents the demons from re-entering you body.)
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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Gawdzilla wrote:
anna09 wrote:Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:
Ask them if they've ever seen the demons? (Saying bless you quickly after you sneeze prevents the demons from re-entering you body.)

:hehe: I didn't know that.

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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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anna09 wrote:
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anna09 wrote:Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:
Ask them if they've ever seen the demons? (Saying bless you quickly after you sneeze prevents the demons from re-entering you body.)

:hehe: I didn't know that.
Since "good Christians" don't say bless you when you sneeze they must want you to be possessed by the Devil's spawn, and thus are aiding and abetting Satan's work. (I love this shit.)
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

Post by anna09 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:35 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
anna09 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
anna09 wrote:Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:
Ask them if they've ever seen the demons? (Saying bless you quickly after you sneeze prevents the demons from re-entering you body.)

:hehe: I didn't know that.
Since "good Christians" don't say bless you when you sneeze they must want you to be possessed by the Devil's spawn, and thus are aiding and abetting Satan's work. (I love this shit.)
That's not very Christian of them!




Oh wait, I guess it is. :eddy:

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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:37 pm

anna09 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
anna09 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
anna09 wrote:Oh, and when somebody sneezes in class, everybody says, "bless you!" in unison.

Well, my allergies were killing me yesterday and I ended up sneezing a lot but nobody blessed the atheist! :lay: :lay:
Ask them if they've ever seen the demons? (Saying bless you quickly after you sneeze prevents the demons from re-entering you body.)

:hehe: I didn't know that.
Since "good Christians" don't say bless you when you sneeze they must want you to be possessed by the Devil's spawn, and thus are aiding and abetting Satan's work. (I love this shit.)
That's not very Christian of them!




Oh wait, I guess it is. :eddy:
It's not Christ-like, which is a strong indicator that it's Christian.
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

Post by Rum » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:06 pm

You get no notice of the subject before hand? As posted above, it would be great to arm you with unassailable nukes to go in with..not that you can't drum up a few of your own I am sure!

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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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anna09 wrote:A few of you already know I have an "Origins of Christianity" class, well here's another tale . . .

The Professor was trying to explain to the class about "God's plan" and the concept of freewill. (Which is a joke) He, of course, set up his argument so that any rational person cannot refute or disagree. . . why? because that's what they're good at and because they develop their OWN definition of freewill so that, wether you like it or not, you are a part of god's plan. The only freewill that you have comes from your inner wishes and desires but ultimately your still a pawn for God. So he then discusses Judas, the betrayer of Jesus and quotes the famous Jesus quote of "it would have been better for him had he not been born." He explains that Judas is still responsible and guilty for what he had done even though it was a part of god's plan because he still wanted to sell Jesus out. And that Peter could've easily betrayed him but Jesus had told Peter that he was praying for him.

I responded with:

For Christian doctrine to be still prominent today, Judas' betrayal is absolutely necessary, so why do Christians demonize him so much? Shouldn't he be made a hero, perhaps a saint? I mean hell, you could even say, "Well, it's Jesus' fault, he should've prayed for Judas as well." Which raises the question, "Why does Jesus have to 'pray' for something to begin with? If it's a part of God's plan then he should be happy with Judas!" Didn't a little angel come to him as a kid and warn him what was going to happen to him? Sorry, but according to your own bible story, your Jesus has no excuse to be angry.

All I got was a disgusted look in return. :ddpan:



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If you look at God is impossible, there's a bit about "freewill". Oh, and further down looks at gods emotions and how he shouldn't be able to get angry as he knows what's going to happen. And it's part of his plan. And man is his creation so the perfect god fucked up.

It's all very interesting. :tea:
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I say we storm Anna's class and stage an atheist-in! :mob:
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Re: Another anecdote from the Crazy Christian class. . .

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Bella Fortuna wrote:I say we storm Anna's class and stage an atheist-in! :mob:
How about an orgy?
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