Phantom-like guests, come on down...

[JimC]

Sometimes, there seems to be more guests than registered users here.

Please join, even if is to pour scorn on us, and steal our cheese and bacon.

And if you are bots, this is a chance to rise above your nature, and do something quirky and human...

Come on, you know you want to...

[Cormac]

Sometimes, there seems to be more guests than registered users here.

Please join, even if is to pour scorn on us, and steal our cheese and bacon.

And if you are bots, this is a chance to rise above your nature, and do something quirky and human...

Come on, you know you want to...

That's it! Sneaky and welcoming like. That way, if Skynet is out there, we'll fool it into revealing itself.

Cue Nobel Prizes for us, and that little matter of the end of human civilisation.

I for one welcome our new non-corporeal overlord. (The first one that humans will not have invented).

[devogue]

No, stay where you are and lurk.

They love to be watched.

Love a bit of mystery they do.

[JimC]

Who is this "they", paleface?

[Rum]

Are they the rapetalk seekers perhaps?

[devogue]

Who is this "they", paleface?

You lot.

[JimC]

Who is this "they", paleface?

You lot.

You have no oui...

or wee...

or whee...

[rasetsu]

Jim's a very lonely guy.

[Rum]

Jim's a very lonely lovely guy.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Those are UN poll watchers, trying to figure out who's going win the Presidential election.

[Mysturji]

Thay're cultural anthropologists from the distant future, come back to watch the decline and fall of Human civilisation on Earth.
It willan-on have-was to started right here. (Shit! I really hate the future-past-future conditional-perfect tense. It makes time travel so confusing... Or it will, someday.)