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Re: Just me

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:04 pm

fishie wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:If you try to post an embedded Youtube, your septum will bifurcate and global warming will accelerate.
This can be avoided by sacrificing a chicken to it.
I do so miss the good old days when all you needed was a nice sacrifice to get things done
We had to go to chickens because there's fuck-all virgins around here.

(Though Svartalf seems to be regressing to that state. :whisper:)
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Post by fishie » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:10 pm

I've heard some places use reconditioned virgins, but ya gotta be careful, you never know how good the reco was. Quality control and all that

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Re: Just me

Post by FBM » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:24 pm

Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
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Re: Just me

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:25 pm

FBM wrote:Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
...then she has to leave Arkansas to find a beau.
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Re: Just me

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:25 pm

FBM wrote:Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
...then she has to leave Arkansas to find a beau.
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Re: Just me

Post by Jason » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:10 pm

Refurbished* virgins! Get your refurbished* virgins here! 30 minute satisfaction guarantee** or your money back***!

*We hosed them down.

**Read the smaller print.

***You will not get your money back.

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Re: Just me

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:42 am

Hey Fishie, :cheers:
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Re: Just me

Post by fishie » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:20 am

Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie, :cheers:
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome :biggrin:
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay? :ask:

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Re: Just me

Post by Woodbutcher » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:16 pm

fishie wrote:I've heard some places use reconditioned virgins, but ya gotta be careful, you never know how good the reco was. Quality control and all that
They usually start by shoving in a ten pound ham and pulling out the bone...
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Re: Just me

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:34 am

fishie wrote:
Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie, :cheers:
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome :biggrin:
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay? :ask:
I hope they let you stay. :D
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Re: Just me

Post by fishie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:26 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
fishie wrote:
Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie, :cheers:
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome :biggrin:
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay? :ask:
I hope they let you stay. :D
I hope so too. I would say we shall be friends, I think, but too late.
We already are :D

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Re: Just me

Post by fishie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:31 am

Woodbutcher wrote: They usually start by shoving in a ten pound ham and pulling out the bone...
How on earth would you get a ten pound ham in there? Much easier just to remove the "I'm a man now" smirk of their face, that's how I'd reco. But you gotta be careful, cos sometimes they lie about not being a virgin anymore. And the reco goes to shit.

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Re: Just me

Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:30 am

We don't like you blue fishie types coming around here stealing our jobs and shagging our women...Ho it's your round you say well I'll have a double toilet duck and don't spare on the bleach. :ab:
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Re: Just me

Post by fishie » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:26 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:We don't like you blue fishie types coming around here stealing our jobs and shagging our women...Ho it's your round you say well I'll have a double toilet duck and don't spare on the bleach. :ab:
Aww Dave, love ya too! Love ya GUTS.
You got wimmin? Not interested in the jobs but

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Re: Just me

Post by tattuchu » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:19 pm

I love regal blue tangs. With chips and mushy peas :tea:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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