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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:04 pm
fishie wrote:Gawdzilla Sama wrote:FBM wrote:If you try to post an embedded Youtube, your septum will bifurcate and global warming will accelerate.
This can be avoided by sacrificing a chicken to it.
I do so miss the good old days when all you needed was a nice sacrifice to get things done
We had to go to chickens because there's fuck-all virgins around here.
(Though Svartalf seems to be regressing to that state.
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by fishie » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:10 pm
I've heard some places use reconditioned virgins, but ya gotta be careful, you never know how good the reco was. Quality control and all that
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by FBM » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:24 pm
Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:25 pm
FBM wrote:Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
...then she has to leave Arkansas to find a beau.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:25 pm
FBM wrote:Well, if she's not good enough for her own family...
...then she has to leave Arkansas to find a beau.
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Jason
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by Jason » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:10 pm
Refurbished* virgins! Get your refurbished* virgins here! 30 minute satisfaction guarantee** or your money back***!
*We hosed them down.
**Read the smaller print.
***You will not get your money back.
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by Sean Hayden » Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:42 am
Hey Fishie,
meh
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by fishie » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:20 am
Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie,
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay?
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by Woodbutcher » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:16 pm
fishie wrote:I've heard some places use reconditioned virgins, but ya gotta be careful, you never know how good the reco was. Quality control and all that
They usually start by shoving in a ten pound ham and pulling out the bone...
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by Sean Hayden » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:34 am
fishie wrote:Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie,
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay?
I hope they let you stay.
meh
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by fishie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:26 am
Sean Hayden wrote:fishie wrote:Sean Hayden wrote:Hey Fishie,
Well hiya you! Sorry just saw this. Thanks for the welcome
So how am I doin? Do you think I will be allowed to stay?
I hope they let you stay.
I hope so too. I would say we shall be friends, I think, but too late.
We already are
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by fishie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:31 am
Woodbutcher wrote:
They usually start by shoving in a ten pound ham and pulling out the bone...
How on earth would you get a ten pound ham in there? Much easier just to remove the "I'm a man now" smirk of their face, that's how I'd reco. But you gotta be careful, cos sometimes they lie about not being a virgin anymore. And the reco goes to shit.
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by DaveDodo007 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:30 am
We don't like you blue fishie types coming around here stealing our jobs and shagging our women...Ho it's your round you say well I'll have a double toilet duck and don't spare on the bleach.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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by fishie » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:26 am
DaveDodo007 wrote:We don't like you blue fishie types coming around here stealing our jobs and shagging our women...Ho it's your round you say well I'll have a double toilet duck and don't spare on the bleach.
Aww Dave, love ya too! Love ya GUTS.
You got wimmin? Not interested in the jobs but
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by tattuchu » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:19 pm
I love regal blue tangs. With chips and mushy peas
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