Jesus Loves You

[JesusLovesYou]

Hi everybody,

... Well, well, I guess you atheists couldn't keep it together, even with all your superior logic and reason. ...

LOL. ~30,000 Xian sects and denominations for one of ~22 major religions and JLY expresses surprize at a coupl'a friendly forums.

Brett,

All those sects show is how difficult it is to find God through man's sins. At least we strive for something beyond ourselves. What do all your atheist sects strive for? Apparently just different ways to masturbate to each other.

[The Curious Squid]

It's a shame this couldn't have lasted longer, I was enjoying that. Though FUWF, couple of things you might want to watch out for next time,

You used a lot of your usual phrases when you were trying to be more argumentative and you're the only person I know who writes in a concise way but seems to constantly neglect making the "i" a capital when you're refering to yourself mid sentence.

[Twoflower]

Also you mentioned yourself as the one person that cant be saved. Its kinda obvious when you do that.

[FedUpWithFaith]

Yeah Paco. I knew I'd get caught - you guys are too smart and I'm too lazy to do the job right. Plus, I have a bad "i" key on my keyboard.

Nevertheless, I'm sort of beginning to get attached to JesusLovesYou. I think I'll keep using her. I already have a split personality so why not add another?

She's like a bad,bad FUWF. Well just as bad but on the wrong side.

Treat her as you would any religious nut until the real ones finally come.

[The Curious Squid]

I did find it amusing knowing full well that it was you but going with it anyway, I've always thought that atheists could make better arguments for religion than the theists could and there was a few hints that you could have pulled it off if you'd just thought about the posts a bit better. Did you know that the staff knew your identity?

[FedUpWithFaith]

I did find it amusing knowing full well that it was you but going with it anyway, I've always thought that atheists could make better arguments for religion than the theists could and there was a few hints that you could have pulled it off if you'd just thought about the posts a bit better. Did you know that the staff knew your identity?

I knew Pappa did because I asked permission and he told me Gawd saw my IP in 2 secs. I fugured you guys would all know.

I debated going through a proxy server anonymizer I sometimes use but it slows down my machine and it's a pain in the ass. If i wasn't so busy working on other stuff at the same time I would have done this right.

[Millie]

Damn. Kinda whet the appitite to go trolling for fundies again. :twisted:

[War Arrow]

Christ. Glad I saw this thread. I was convinced it was genuine.

[JimC]

Welcome, JLY! Pull up a bed and lets get some of that famous Jesus lovin'!

I will be happy to share Jesus' love with you if you didn't treat it as a joke.

Best thing to do with it, really...

Given that it is wholly imaginary...

And before you react automatically, consider your own views of:

Thor's Hammer...

Odin's beard...

The lightning of Zeus...

The beard of the prophet...

The smile of the Buddha...

EDIT Damn you, FUWF!

Went back a couple of posts, and saw the confession I was half expecting!

But mine was a solid atheistical ansewer, anyway!

(but I did give you a serve for being a sock-puppet in the St Patrick's thread...)

[Sparticle]

Awww

I thought JLY was a pisstake but hadn't realised it was a sockie and a sockie more generally known as FUWF at that!

For one wild moment I thought it might be Jerome, who has left RDnet sadly (not 100% sure of why but it's sad to lose such a top bloke, even if he is a theist ).

Perhaps I might drop Jerome a PM at RDnet and invite him here? (not sure if he's logging in or not but might be worth a try?).

[Geoff]

Awww

I thought JLY was a pisstake but hadn't realised it was a sockie and a sockie more generally known as FUWF at that!

For one wild moment I thought it might be Jerome, who has left RDnet sadly (not 100% sure of why but it's sad to lose such a top bloke, even if he is a theist ).

Perhaps I might drop Jerome a PM at RDnet and invite him here? (not sure if he's logging in or not but might be worth a try?).

Oh yes, good idea, I like Jerome a lot!

[JimC]

Awww

I thought JLY was a pisstake but hadn't realised it was a sockie and a sockie more generally known as FUWF at that!

For one wild moment I thought it might be Jerome, who has left RDnet sadly (not 100% sure of why but it's sad to lose such a top bloke, even if he is a theist ).

Perhaps I might drop Jerome a PM at RDnet and invite him here? (not sure if he's logging in or not but might be worth a try?).

Oh yes, good idea, I like Jerome a lot!

+1

[Trolldor]

[FedUpWithFaith]

Awww

I thought JLY was a pisstake but hadn't realised it was a sockie and a sockie more generally known as FUWF at that!

For one wild moment I thought it might be Jerome, who has left RDnet sadly (not 100% sure of why but it's sad to lose such a top bloke, even if he is a theist ).

Perhaps I might drop Jerome a PM at RDnet and invite him here? (not sure if he's logging in or not but might be worth a try?).

Please do, I miss Jerome. One of my good mates from RD.

[The Curious Squid]

He posted on TAF not long ago asking about the Cardiff meet up but then didn't write anything after that

Jim's response was excellent there, so funny.