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Orwellian
Clerk, Records Department, Ministry of Truth
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About me: I am an intellectual, a member of the Outer Party, and I live in the ruins of London. I grew up in the post-Second World War UK, during the revolution and the civil war after which the Party assumed power. During the civil war, Ingsoc placed me in an orphanage for training and subsequent employment as a civil servant. I maintain a squalid existence, living in a one-room apartment, eating a subsistence diet of black bread and synthetic meals washed down with Victory-brand gin. I keep a journal of negative thoughts and opinions about the Party and Big Brother, which, if discovered by the Thought Police, will warrant death, so don't tell on me. I am fortunate, because the apartment I live in has an alcove, beside the telescreen, where it cannot see me, and so my thoughts remain private.
Location: Airstrip One, Oceania
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Orwellian » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:45 pm

Nice jokes.
To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone — to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink — greetings!

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Feck
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Feck » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:34 pm

How do you stop a dog humping your leg ?
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
suck it's dick
:hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog:
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread

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Geoff
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Geoff » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:45 pm

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."
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Woodbutcher
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About me: Still crazy after all these years.
Location: Northern Muskeg, The Great White North
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Woodbutcher » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:26 pm

:zombie:
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
"Yo". Rocky
"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
"No friends currently defined." Friends & Foes.

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Sean Hayden
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:07 am

A priest offers to walk a nun back to her convent after mass
She agrees
But when they arrive at the gate the priest asks for a kiss
Surprised, the nun refuses
Please, persist the priest
Well alright says the nun, just don't get into the Habit
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?

The Silver State. 1894.

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Ironclad
I feel nekkid.
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Ironclad » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:10 am

How do you crucify a spastic?

On a swastika.




Welcome to Rationalia. Run, run away wile you still can.
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charlou
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by charlou » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:03 am

Ironclad wrote:Welcome to Rationalia. Run, run away wile you still can.
:zombie:
no fences

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Re: Howdy folks

Post by Cotys » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:18 am

Hi, everyone, happy 4th of July!
I just got here and I cannot find where to go in order to get my profile done. Where is the control panel? Any suggestions?

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charlou
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Re: Howdy folks

Post by charlou » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:38 am

Heya Cotys ...

Your user control panel is top left of window, just above the forum logo. You'll find profile and board preference options there, among other things. The default brown ubuntu theme can be changed via the board preferences option.

Welcome. :cheers:
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