I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!
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Audley Strange
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Howdy!
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Pappa
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Welcome TAG. Are you here to drink our brains?
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I'll try pickling mine a little later for easy digestion...Pappa wrote:Welcome TAG. Are you here to drink our brains?
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Bacon brought you to this planet. Admit it. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Bella Fortuna
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Human bacon...FBM wrote:Bacon brought you to this planet. Admit it.
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Hey. Bacon is bacon. The only important distinction is whether or not it is smoked properly.Bella Fortuna wrote:Human bacon...FBM wrote:Bacon brought you to this planet. Admit it.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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That Alien Guy.
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To The Pappa.
Blork! No I'm not hear to drink your brains, that would leave me particularly malnourished.
To The FBM
Bacon is pretty tasty it has to be said, but then so is roast ape. You should get to factory farming your genetic slurry.
Blork! No I'm not hear to drink your brains, that would leave me particularly malnourished.
To The FBM
Bacon is pretty tasty it has to be said, but then so is roast ape. You should get to factory farming your genetic slurry.
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Pappa wrote:Welcome TAG. Are you here to drink our brains?
Transcendental Argument for God
'Transcendental Argument for God' is here to drink our brains? sounds about right to me.
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Shit, man, said and done decades ago! Catch up to the times!That Alien Guy. wrote:...
To The FBM
Bacon is pretty tasty it has to be said, but then so is roast ape. You should get to factory farming your genetic slurry.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM
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Incidentally, if you don't have THIS in your life, you are incomplete as a human...wait...well, just incomplete as a being, anyway...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Ohhh a transcendent being...now's my only chance
What happens when the Wicked Witch of the West sweats or cries?
What happens when the Wicked Witch of the West sweats or cries?
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To the FBM
I'll pick that up cheap soon, we've got some border skirmishes and sabre rattling planned in the region in late 2013 by your calendar.
To The Nibbler.
You would have to ask Frank Baum about that.
I'll pick that up cheap soon, we've got some border skirmishes and sabre rattling planned in the region in late 2013 by your calendar.
To The Nibbler.
You would have to ask Frank Baum about that.
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Transcendent being, my ass. You mastered intergalactic space travel yet you can't answer a fucking Wizard of Oz question!
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Welcome tag. Here we have amazing goods you may not be familiar with such as "bacon", "cheese", and "alcohol".
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
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That Alien Guy.
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I mastered zlig all you fronxplikking ape! I got on a fronxing ship that by bosses hired I won't be mocked about my lack of knowledge on intergalactic stutter-engines by a species of skurdlinging chimps who still have difficulty controlling fire.Nibbler wrote:Transcendent being, my ass. You mastered intergalactic space travel yet you can't answer a fucking Wizard of Oz question!
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