Who is Alia? And what rationing has be happening?
Do you come here bringing drama or gifts of cheesy bacon?
What has Alia done that she should be rationed?
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Hello.
Who is Alia? And what rationing has be happening?
Do you come here bringing drama or gifts of cheesy bacon?
Who is Alia? And what rationing has be happening?
Do you come here bringing drama or gifts of cheesy bacon?
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Forming in your brain?rachelbean wrote:Greetings! I'm glad you're here, because I've got a cunning plan
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I've got a cunting plan. I usually do.
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˙ɹǝppɐʞɔɐlq 'ǝɯoɔlǝM
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Stop pretending to be from Australia.FBM wrote:˙ɹǝppɐʞɔɐlq 'ǝɯoɔlǝM
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New Zealand. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Australia's capital city?FBM wrote:New Zealand.
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No, that would be Wales.Bella Fortuna wrote:Australia's capital city?FBM wrote:New Zealand.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?rachelbean wrote:Greetings! I'm glad you're here, because I've got a cunning plan
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I bring drama, satire, and those little nuts whose name I cannot remember, that our forefathers used to roast and eat with chargrilled neighbouring tribesman. I don't eat cheesy bacon as I'm a lacto-porco semi-literal dualist and have eschewed all manner of cheddarpig comestibles.PsychoSerenity wrote:Hello.
Who is Alia? And what rationing has be happening?
Do you come here bringing drama or gifts of cheesy bacon?
"I've been worrying about God a little bit lately. It seems as if he's been lashing out, you know, destroying cities, annihilating places. It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. If you look at the people who love God now, you know, if I was God, I'd need to destroy something." Salman Rushdie
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Not eating cheese may be forgiven provided a vast cheesy tribute is laid at the feet of the rest of us. Please hand it in at the door marked "Staff" for... ahem... assessment and redistribution.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Right. Where you do you want this?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Not eating cheese may be forgiven provided a vast cheesy tribute is laid at the feet of the rest of us. Please hand it in at the door marked "Staff" for... ahem... assessment and redistribution.
Welcome to Ratz.
"I've been worrying about God a little bit lately. It seems as if he's been lashing out, you know, destroying cities, annihilating places. It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. If you look at the people who love God now, you know, if I was God, I'd need to destroy something." Salman Rushdie
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How'd you find us, Mister B? 
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I come to you from Ratzskep, m'lady, where I go by the same name. Some there were there who spoke of this place and I decided to see for myself.Bella Fortuna wrote:How'd you find us, Mister B?
"I've been worrying about God a little bit lately. It seems as if he's been lashing out, you know, destroying cities, annihilating places. It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. If you look at the people who love God now, you know, if I was God, I'd need to destroy something." Salman Rushdie
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