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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Geoff » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:03 pm

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Paco wrote:What filth are you talking about?

I think everything in here is rather tasteful so far, there's nothing illegal or immoral going on :dono:

You're setting yourself up to be quite argumentative, probably not a good way of winning any favour around here.

What was your name on RDF? You feel like doing a proper intro or do you just want to keep us guessing?
I see you guys want to start a porn site. How about that? I see many images and words here that defile the spirits God intended you to have.
It's still a lot less pornographic than the holey babble... ;) We haven't started on the rape and incest (yet).
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:28 pm

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:37 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:Hi everybody,

I found this site while looking for a "friendly atheist forum" here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=friendly ... m&start=90

And what should i behold but a gang of castoffs from Richard Dawkins' site. :hilarious: Some of you knew me there by a different name. ;)
And from what I've read here, apparently you aren't the only group of lost sheep from the herd.

Well, well, I guess you atheists couldn't keep it together, even with all your superior logic and reason. I don't seem to recall seeing ChristianForums or even your hated RaptureReady break into pieces like you guys did. Christ's loves keeps his flock together it appears. You folks seems to have had a regular Atheist Reformation.
How many Christian denominations are there again? :coffee:
JesusLovesYou wrote:
Geoff wrote:Welcome, JLY! Pull up a bed and lets get some of that famous Jesus lovin'! :naughty:

I will be happy to share Jesus' love with you if you didn't treat it as a joke.
I'm afraid that's exactly what we would do ... and how. :hilarious:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:58 pm

klr wrote:
JesusLovesYou wrote:Hi everybody,

I found this site while looking for a "friendly atheist forum" here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=friendly ... m&start=90

And what should i behold but a gang of castoffs from Richard Dawkins' site. :hilarious: Some of you knew me there by a different name. ;)
And from what I've read here, apparently you aren't the only group of lost sheep from the herd.

Well, well, I guess you atheists couldn't keep it together, even with all your superior logic and reason. I don't seem to recall seeing ChristianForums or even your hated RaptureReady break into pieces like you guys did. Christ's loves keeps his flock together it appears. You folks seems to have had a regular Atheist Reformation.
How many Christian denominations are there again? :coffee:
See, you're no better than we are. Churches are institutions of men and just as fallible. There are many paths to God's love.

And as this site and others prove, there are many paths away from it.
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JesusLovesYou wrote:
Geoff wrote:Welcome, JLY! Pull up a bed and lets get some of that famous Jesus lovin'! :naughty:

I will be happy to share Jesus' love with you if you didn't treat it as a joke.
I'm afraid that's exactly what we would do ... and how. :hilarious:
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That's why I will pray for you. Otherwise, one day you won't be laughing and you'll wish you had listened.
God is merciful, if you let him into your heart.

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:02 pm

I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Dewi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:09 pm

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:11 pm

Dewi wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
Maybe not. There are even rabid, depraved atheists who aren't. :dono:
Yes, but if our God-Boy is really interested in saving souls, then he will have to enter the deepest, darkest, most debauched and decadent dens of depravity.

Damn. That's some might fine alliteration even if I do say so myself, and I do. :shifty:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Arse » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:14 pm

That's why I will pray for you. Otherwise, one day you won't be laughing and you'll wish you had listened.
God is merciful, if you let him into your heart.
And if you don't he will torture you for all eternity. Some God you've got there. :roll:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Dewi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:18 pm

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:20 pm

ghost wrote:
That's why I will pray for you. Otherwise, one day you won't be laughing and you'll wish you had listened.
God is merciful, if you let him into your heart.
And if you don't he will torture you for all eternity. Some God you've got there. :roll:

That is a misinterpretation of scripture made by Christian's and atheists alike. God never tortures. People do. Hell is separation from God, not a place of torture. From my perspective as a Chrisitan, I don't think Hell is a real place. It may simply be a nothingness. Your soul simply dies while those who accept God's love live for eternity.

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:23 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:
ghost wrote:
That's why I will pray for you. Otherwise, one day you won't be laughing and you'll wish you had listened.
God is merciful, if you let him into your heart.
And if you don't he will torture you for all eternity. Some God you've got there. :roll:

That is a misinterpretation of scripture made by Christian's and atheists alike. God never tortures. People do. Hell is separation from God, not a place of torture. From my perspective as a Chrisitan, I don't think Hell is a real place. It may simply be a nothingness. Your soul simply dies while those who accept God's love live for eternity.
That's just too wishy-washy altogether. Whatever happened to good old fire-and-brimstone religion that I was brought up on? :roll:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:27 pm

klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:29 pm

klr wrote:
JesusLovesYou wrote:
ghost wrote:
That's why I will pray for you. Otherwise, one day you won't be laughing and you'll wish you had listened.
God is merciful, if you let him into your heart.
And if you don't he will torture you for all eternity. Some God you've got there. :roll:

That is a misinterpretation of scripture made by Christian's and atheists alike. God never tortures. People do. Hell is separation from God, not a place of torture. From my perspective as a Chrisitan, I don't think Hell is a real place. It may simply be a nothingness. Your soul simply dies while those who accept God's love live for eternity.
That's just too wishy-washy altogether. Whatever happened to good old fire-and-brimstone religion that I was brought up on? :roll:
The path to God is difficult. I grant you. I might not be on the right one either but i pray that i am. There is much wrong in religion. But so are there in your worldviews. I know many ex-Christians like you, brought up with hellfire, even abused by clergy, hearts hardened to finding the truth.. It is tragic. That doesn't prove God isn't real.

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Dewi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:29 pm

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:30 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?

Agreed, I'll bet this guy is the sock-puppet of one of us. Either way he's a phony.

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