Can I come over and show you?Pauline wrote:Me tooExistentialist1844 wrote:I like to spank my monkey!imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.
Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.
Your faith is built on lies atheists.
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You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
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I stopped using a compass years ago, I have one of theseimnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.

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Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
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Piss off - the position of Pauline's monkey is already filledExistentialist1844 wrote:Can I come over and show you?Pauline wrote:Me tooExistentialist1844 wrote:I like to spank my monkey!imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.
Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.
Your faith is built on lies atheists.
I will pray for you all.

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You're welcome. I'll make a special plea for you.MCJ wrote:Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
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Oh, lovely! I'd like to hear it.imnomonkey wrote:You're welcome. I'll make a special plea for you.MCJ wrote:Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
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Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
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I have shown many proofs of God.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
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HERETIC!!!!!! There is only one true god, Ares, the god of war.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.




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