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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:51 pm

Pauline wrote:
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imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I like to spank my monkey!
Me too :naughty:
Can I come over and show you?
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:53 pm

You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.

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Post by Sparticle » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:53 pm

:yawn: FUWF beat you to it with the God-bothering sockie - not very original are you? :lol:
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Mickey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:54 pm

imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
I stopped using a compass years ago, I have one of these

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Post by M » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:55 pm

imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Pauline » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:56 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Pauline wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I like to spank my monkey!
Me too :naughty:
Can I come over and show you?
Piss off - the position of Pauline's monkey is already filled :razzle:
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:59 pm

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imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.
You're welcome. I'll make a special plea for you.

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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by M » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:59 pm

imnomonkey wrote:
MCJ wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:I will pray for you all.
Aww, thanks.... that'll be nice.
You're welcome. I'll make a special plea for you.
Oh, lovely! I'd like to hear it.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:00 pm

imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:04 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?
I have shown many proofs of God.

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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:06 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:You should treat this subject with the gravitas it deserves. I show you proof of the One True God, I disprove evolution, and all you can do is be flippant! Atheists make me sick. You have no moral compass.
Even if you had 'disproved evolution', you have yet to show one jot of evidence for your 'one true god' - btw, I assume you are referring to Dionysius, god of getting shit-faced, by that title?
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Arse » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:06 pm

Only if by God you mean a thing that there is no evidence for.
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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:08 pm

ghost wrote:Only if by God you mean a thing that there is no evidence for.
The evidence is self evident.

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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by Arse » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:08 pm

So Ra was right then? Sun worship is the only logical religion.
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Re: Hi, I'm New Here

Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:10 pm

ghost wrote:So Ra was right then? Sun worship is the only logical religion.
I'm guessing you're not a true Christian! God will save you if you open your heart to Him.

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