
I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!
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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!
I'm no ape. I'm Nibbler and I saved the universe in multiple occasions.


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My monkeys have gone off the lay for some reason. I'm going to try adding some shell grit and fresh greens to their diet...
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About time!
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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!
If you want to make things interesting butt probe people from sydney things might get awkward and they might ask you out for a drink but it will be a laugh all the same.
Oh and if you can level melbourne armageddon movie style in one of your TV series that would be awesome.
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Oh and if you can level melbourne armageddon movie style in one of your TV series that would be awesome.
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Meh, I just keep them in a cage called "Facebook" on this planet.That Alien Guy. wrote:To the Gawdzilla.
It is the uselessness and helplessness of their neonatal pod-lings which needs exploited. I had an idea for a broadcast where we kidnap some from their mothers and then force a team of them to fly a plane. Granted this might mean a lot of deaths of podlings, but it would make a great show and after a few millenia of environmental adaptation, one day a baby will fly a plane.
Think about the viewing figures for that. Hell it might even bring better class of tourism to your planet than those butt probing fucks from Alabor 3.
I weekend at Chernobyl a lot, watching the wolves.Your Roentgen levels are through the roof incidently. You been taking a back in the Sea of Japan?
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Hah "quote" does not mean what I thought it meant.
I see. Nothing much.Nibbler wrote:I'm no ape. I'm Nibbler and I saved the universe in multiple occasions.
Facebook. Yes I saw that. It seems like emergent conciousness is looking for a way to shed itself from the ape finally. However that emergent conciousness is a retard.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Meh, I just keep them in a cage called "Facebook" on this planet.That Alien Guy. wrote:To the Gawdzilla.
It is the uselessness and helplessness of their neonatal pod-lings which needs exploited. I had an idea for a broadcast where we kidnap some from their mothers and then force a team of them to fly a plane. Granted this might mean a lot of deaths of podlings, but it would make a great show and after a few millenia of environmental adaptation, one day a baby will fly a plane.
Think about the viewing figures for that. Hell it might even bring better class of tourism to your planet than those butt probing fucks from Alabor 3.I weekend at Chernobyl a lot, watching the wolves.Your Roentgen levels are through the roof incidently. You been taking a back in the Sea of Japan?
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