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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by SteveB » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:34 pm

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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:01 am

My monkeys have gone off the lay for some reason. I'm going to try adding some shell grit and fresh greens to their diet...
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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:23 pm

About time!
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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:55 pm

If you want to make things interesting butt probe people from sydney things might get awkward and they might ask you out for a drink but it will be a laugh all the same.

Oh and if you can level melbourne armageddon movie style in one of your TV series that would be awesome.

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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:07 pm

That Alien Guy. wrote:To the Gawdzilla.

It is the uselessness and helplessness of their neonatal pod-lings which needs exploited. I had an idea for a broadcast where we kidnap some from their mothers and then force a team of them to fly a plane. Granted this might mean a lot of deaths of podlings, but it would make a great show and after a few millenia of environmental adaptation, one day a baby will fly a plane.

Think about the viewing figures for that. Hell it might even bring better class of tourism to your planet than those butt probing fucks from Alabor 3.
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Re: I've come to harvest your monkey eggs!!!

Post by That Alien Guy. » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:49 pm

Hah "quote" does not mean what I thought it meant.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
That Alien Guy. wrote:To the Gawdzilla.

It is the uselessness and helplessness of their neonatal pod-lings which needs exploited. I had an idea for a broadcast where we kidnap some from their mothers and then force a team of them to fly a plane. Granted this might mean a lot of deaths of podlings, but it would make a great show and after a few millenia of environmental adaptation, one day a baby will fly a plane.

Think about the viewing figures for that. Hell it might even bring better class of tourism to your planet than those butt probing fucks from Alabor 3.
Meh, I just keep them in a cage called "Facebook" on this planet.
Your Roentgen levels are through the roof incidently. You been taking a back in the Sea of Japan?
I weekend at Chernobyl a lot, watching the wolves.
Facebook. Yes I saw that. It seems like emergent conciousness is looking for a way to shed itself from the ape finally. However that emergent conciousness is a retard.

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