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imnomonkey
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You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
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Cunt!!!imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I would rather a cardiac surgeon was on hand to save me if I ever did such a ridiculous thing!imnomonkey wrote:I'm guessing you're not a true Christian! God will save you if you open your heart to Him.ghost wrote:So Ra was right then? Sun worship is the only logical religion.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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The people who wrote the Bible thought that every species on Earth lived within walking distance of Noah's house, why should I give a fuck about their opinion on anything?imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
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pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.pawiz wrote:Cunt!!!imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
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He wasn't, he was just suggesting it might be Cunt's sock puppet.Pappa wrote:pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.pawiz wrote:Cunt!!!imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
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I lovez Godz.
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Zactly!!!MCJ wrote:He wasn't, he was just suggesting it might be Cunt's sock puppet.Pappa wrote:pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.pawiz wrote:Cunt!!!imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Wanker!pawiz wrote:Zactly!!!MCJ wrote:He wasn't, he was just suggesting it might be Cunt's sock puppet.Pappa wrote:pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.
That reminds me... we haven't got round to adding the 'in jest' caveat to the ad hom rule yet.
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Is he Wanker's sock-puppet? I didn't know we had a wanker here (not one using that name anyway!)Pappa wrote:Wanker!pawiz wrote:Zactly!!!MCJ wrote:He wasn't, he was just suggesting it might be Cunt's sock puppet.Pappa wrote:pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.
That reminds me... we haven't got round to adding the 'in jest' caveat to the ad hom rule yet.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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I didn't know we had anyone here that wasn't, (except me of course, I'm as pure as the driven snow).Is he Wanker's sock-puppet? I didn't know we had a wanker here
So is he a communal sock puppet then?
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Well, it's about fucking time! I trust your prayer works and I can finally be saved from these cock-sucking, cunt-eating, amoral, know-nothing, fucking, monkey-wannabe athiests aytheistes whatever, once and for all (if'n yer not a sock-puppet, that is)! So, when can I expect to meet Jesus, please?imnomonkey wrote:... I will pray for you all.
And Praise God! (Errr... that is the God-story you're referring to, huh? With JC? ... 'Cause I want fuck all to do with Ra, Akuj, Odin, Amotken, Zeus (+ 359 other Greek "Gods"), Baal, Apa, Wuni, Jupiter, Shiva, Apo, Eshu, Skak, Allah, Zoroaster, Cai Shen, Toci, Quetzalcoatl, Rock-Sene, Gulu, Asase Ya, Jehovah, Dharmapratisamvit, Cheng Yuan Ho, Ikenga, Zeme, Unkulunkulu, Nana-Bouclou, Guruhi, Emeli-hi, the Fleet IPU, the Kind and Mighty FSM or any of them other endless thousands of false Gods.)
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That's probably because you are "ingesting" too much alcohol...Pappa wrote:Wanker!pawiz wrote:Zactly!!!MCJ wrote:He wasn't, he was just suggesting it might be Cunt's sock puppet.Pappa wrote:pawiz, this is a quick reminder to play nice, please. imnomonkey may be a terminally deluded, but that's no reason to insult him.
That reminds me... we haven't got round to adding the 'in jest' caveat to the ad hom rule yet.
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imnomonkey wrote:You should read your Bible, you are in a lot of danger.ghost wrote:Save me from what? I'm not in any danger, thanks all the same.
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