Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!

[Transgirlofnofaith]

Real Cleavage is an intrinsic part of our culture.

One is interested to ponder the question of what a fake cleavage would look like ... either from the standpoint of anatomy or gemmology.

Wow, one kind of POE Cali can't spot? Here's some fake cleavage for you:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

They're still real breasts though. Artificially boosted to an absurd extent, but real breasts nonetheless.

Mind you, having said that, they're not the most extreme examples I've seen. Look up Lolo Ferrari. She had implants that were so outrageously enormous, she practically needed to walk about with wheeled scaffolding under her to stop her tipping over.

I find her look to be pretty disgusting. Even with ridiculously sized tits in furry art, they have a natural shape to them. Those things look like they've been welded on.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I find her look to be pretty disgusting. Even with ridiculously sized tits in furry art, they have a natural shape to them. Those things look like they've been welded on.

Natural looking ones are better, aren't they?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[lordpasternack]

Topsy, will you go prod flyingscot to get her good self over here now?

Any more RDF staff and I'm going to start feeling awkward about my contributions to the Real Cleavage thread... Can we maybe just not tell them about there?

So why did you do just that?

Oh - I don't mean the RC thread. I meant the general vicinity in which it is held. The murky depths. Though I suppose it was a bit foolish to name the thread, as opposed to making discreet nudgings towards it that those who've been there would "get". And alas, it's a bit too late to revise what has been said...

Real Cleavage is an intrinsic part of our culture.

One is interested to ponder the question of what a fake cleavage would look like ... either from the standpoint of anatomy or gemmology.

Fake cleavage is the sort in anatomy that is enhanced by implants or photoshoppery.

But, but, it's like meeting your ex-teachers in a club while absolutely pished out of your head... It's a little socially awkward...

Especially if you expose acres of flesh in their presence.

Oh - tell me about it...

Holy shit!! Cali, Peter Harrison, Topsy; it's the Mod Squad!!!

Remember RaspK, MedGen, Ayaan, the young guy who's name I've forgotten and Jain were all already here.

I see this as a good sign

So there's eight of us here? This could become interesting.

Or perhaps rather dull and boring.

[lordpasternack]

Even with ridiculously sized tits in furry art, they have a natural shape to them. Those things look like they've been welded on.

Me and Cormac were discussing this very subject the other day, and both felt that they did not have a natural shape to them. A natural breast shape is like a slight blend of hemisphere and a small bit of pyramid shape, usually. Furries mostly have those perfect hemisphere shapes more common on surgically enhanced breasts.

For further reference - please feel free to consult the site with all the old Playboy centrefolds that Gawd initially linked to: http://www.fugazzi.ca/gallery/PLAYBOY-1953-1990

I don't need to tell you that that's NSFW.

[Flora]

Thanks for the welcome Ashton and Feck.

[CJ]

Hello Flora! It's great to see you here

[Flora]

Thanks CJ!

[Beelzebub2]

Very glad to have you here.

[Flora]

Thanks Marmalade.

Ooops - MarmaDUKE!

[Beelzebub2]

Teehee.

I used to be ryokan, but I don't think you remember me.

[Flora]

Yes I remember you but I thought you were female rather than an "oiled hunk" - unless that's just your avatar.

[Beelzebub2]

Nah, I'm still a female - that's just an artsy way of speaking about James May.

[klr]

Nah, I'm still a female - that's just an artsy way of speaking about James May.

Ah, the truth is coming out now ...

[Beelzebub2]

Nah, I'm still a female - that's just an artsy way of speaking about James May.

Ah, the truth is coming out now ...

Ya think ya know something eh?

[Geoff]

A belated welcome, Flora! Did you by any chance bring cake...?