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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by hadespussercats » Mon May 13, 2013 1:49 pm

En_Route wrote:
Cormac wrote:For all I know, he could be 88 years old.
True. Woolworths are renowned for their anti-ageist policies, consistently applied throughout their 3,000+ stores.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 13, 2013 1:53 pm

Goddamn! What if HR finds out about this??
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Post by En_Route » Mon May 13, 2013 6:29 pm

Tyrannical wrote:Now we have two gay nazi boys. I thought they couldn't reproduce? Oh well, Lozzer won't be so lonely now.

No reason why their parents could not be red- blooded heterosexual social democrats.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon May 13, 2013 7:35 pm

Before you are admitted, we must know certain things:

1. How do you like your bacon? Crispy, Limp, or Canadian?
2. How many rashers of bacon are appropriate?
3. What kind of cheese is best?
4. What is the best thing, other than cheese, to wrap in bacon?
5. Merka vs. Yerup, who would win in a war, and why?
6. Fill in the blanks: In Soviet Russia, the ______ ______'s You!
7. If you had to be prejudiced against a group of people for no good reason, which group of people would it be, and why?
8. If you were a kind of vegemite, what kind of vegemite would you be, and why?
9. Do you like marmalade? If so, what in the hell is wrong with you?
10. What is the stupidest thin you've done in the last 5 years?

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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by JimC » Mon May 13, 2013 9:24 pm

I'm sure he has done the sensible thing and erased any memory of Rationalia from both his brain and his computer...
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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by tattuchu » Mon May 13, 2013 9:26 pm

Where did he go? He's forsaken us already :cry:
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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by Kristie » Mon May 13, 2013 9:28 pm

tattuchu wrote:Where did he go? He's forsaken us already :cry:
The arguing freaks in this thread probably gave him a horrible (yet accurate) impression of this place.

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Post by tattuchu » Mon May 13, 2013 9:33 pm

Kristie wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Where did he go? He's forsaken us already :cry:
The arguing freaks in this thread probably gave him a horrible (yet accurate) impression of this place.
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Come back, Cory! :cry:
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Post by En_Route » Mon May 13, 2013 9:38 pm

Given his advanced years and his demanding schedule of clandestine midnight rallies , it is understandable if his attendance here is sporadic.
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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by hadespussercats » Mon May 13, 2013 10:26 pm

First Only 88-year-old Nazi Gay.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 13, 2013 11:20 pm

hadespussercats wrote:First Only 88-year-old Nazi Gay.
The only gay in the Wehrmacht. :tea:
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Post by En_Route » Mon May 13, 2013 11:41 pm

There's nowt so queer as Volks.
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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 14, 2013 12:12 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:First Only 88-year-old Nazi Gay.
The only gay in the Wehrmacht. :tea:
Der Shutzstaffel, on the other hand.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 14, 2013 1:17 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:First Only 88-year-old Nazi Gay.
The only gay in the Wehrmacht. :tea:
Der Shutzstaffel, on the other hand.
Compulsory, wasn't it? :tea:
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Re: Hi i'm cory

Post by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 1:20 am

Cory has already left, has he? I never even got to say hello! :cry:

Least we still have Corey Haim.
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