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Better late than pregnant...

Post by Don't Panic » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:45 pm

...I mean never.


Just realised I haven't done one of these introduction thingys.

So, my name is DP, I'm from Eire, and my interests include reading, cooking, the subjugation of the peoples of the Earth through violent armed uprisings, needlepoint and origami.
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:46 pm

Tits or GTFO.
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Pappa » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:04 pm

Cock or GTFO.
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by charlou » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:11 pm

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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:29 pm

DP wrote:So, my name is DP
Hi DP. I'm TA.
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Kristie » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:33 pm

DP wrote:...I mean never.


Just realised I haven't done one of these introduction thingys.

So, my name is DP, I'm from Eire, and my interests include reading, cooking, the subjugation of the peoples of the Earth through violent armed uprisings, needlepoint and origami.
I like origami. Maybe we can do some origami together sometime. :tea:
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:33 pm

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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Chinaski » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:17 pm

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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:19 pm

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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by AshtonBlack » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:43 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
DP wrote:So, my name is DP
Hi DP. I'm TA.
Hey TA and DP, I'm AB. I See FIO and KLR over there, with MCJ and FBM

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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by FBM » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:53 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
DP wrote:So, my name is DP
Hi DP. I'm TA.
Hey TA and DP, I'm AB. I See FIO and KLR over there, with MCJ and FBM
WTF? Did I hear my name called?

Wuddup, DP. That would be the pr0n connotation, I assume?
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:10 pm

FBM wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
DP wrote:So, my name is DP
Hi DP. I'm TA.
Hey TA and DP, I'm AB. I See FIO and KLR over there, with MCJ and FBM
WTF? Did I hear my name called?

Wuddup, DP. That would be the pr0n connotation, I assume?
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by lordpasternack » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:12 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote: Don't forget LBF...
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Re: Better late than pregnant...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:13 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: Don't forget LBF...
The Lesbian and Bisexual Foundation? :shifty:
That may be pretty apropos... ;)
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