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New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:58 am

Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:01 am

Step 1. Fuck off
Step 2. If questions, refer to step 1
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Step 1. Fuck off
Step 2. If questions, refer to step 1
You really shouldn't treat a new member like that.

A few questions for you:

1) What is your exact location?
2) What do you look like?
3) Can you post nudes?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Ian » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:05 am

Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:08 am

Ian wrote:Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
Can I send the nudes to your personal box?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:09 am

Well, first you get on a bus...........
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:10 am

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Well, first you get on a bus...........
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Ian » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:11 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
Can I send the nudes to your personal box?
Yeah... :drool:

I mean, um, no way. Absolutely not, that would be improper.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:20 am

Ian wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
Can I send the nudes to your personal box?
Yeah... :drool:

I mean, um, no way. Absolutely not, that would be improper.
You wouldn't want to see nudes of me! Your sexual orientation would change.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Ian » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:26 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
Can I send the nudes to your personal box?
Yeah... :drool:

I mean, um, no way. Absolutely not, that would be improper.
You wouldn't want to see nudes of me! Your sexual orientation would change.
And what orientation do you presume I have now?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:27 am

Ian wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ian wrote:Be sure to post naked pics of yourself in the NSFW forum.

Then your probation period is over, and you can just babble about stuff in the other threads.
Can I send the nudes to your personal box?
Yeah... :drool:

I mean, um, no way. Absolutely not, that would be improper.
You wouldn't want to see nudes of me! Your sexual orientation would change.
And what orientation do you presume I have now?
;)
Straight, but you're in the services, so maybe bi!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Tero » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:41 am

I don't know. But the cat eyes are creepy.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:04 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:27 am

Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
I am awesome.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:31 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
I am awesome.
LIE!
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