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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:09 pm
JimC wrote:Jerusalem
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
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Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
Hmmm...A virtually woo-free hymn. Jack approves.
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by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:29 pm
JimC wrote:
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And was Jerusalem builded here
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This dude talks like my 5 year old.
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by JimC » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:22 pm
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:JimC wrote:Jerusalem
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
Hmmm...A virtually woo-free hymn. Jack approves.
It was often used by fiery English christian socialists of the past...
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by rainbow » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:54 am
HomerJay wrote:
Also the story claims they are nearly 1 million years old but it makes no reference to the problem as to why God would put them there in the first place.
d-oh!
The devil put them there to confuse Creationists.
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by Svartalf » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:58 am
the same as he induces missionaries to go evangelize cannibals to fill cooking pots
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by rainbow » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:57 am
Svartalf wrote:the same as he induces missionaries to go evangelize cannibals to fill cooking pots
Perceptive.
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by FBM » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:03 am
Why d'ya suppose they would rush straight to Norfolk? Was there a sale?
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by JimC » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:07 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:Had Jerusalem at the Huxley wedding.
Have you built it yet?
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by Clinton Huxley » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:13 pm
JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Had Jerusalem at the Huxley wedding.
Have you built it yet?
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by rainbow » Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:18 pm
FBM wrote:Why d'ya suppose they would rush straight to Norfolk? Was there a sale?
What I find hard to believe is that the norfolk once walked upright.
Doesn't this disprove evolution?
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:04 pm
Is 800 000 years long enough to evolve webbed feet?
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by Hermit » Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:29 pm
rainbow wrote:FBM wrote:Why d'ya suppose they would rush straight to Norfolk? Was there a sale?
What I find hard to believe is that the norfolk once walked upright.
Doesn't this disprove evolution?
The curious lack of knuckle marks has already been noted on the previous page, and no, it disproves evolution any more than the fact that some mammals have returned to live in oceans.
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by FBM » Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:12 am
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Is 800 000 years long enough to evolve webbed feet?
Man, it would be awesome to be able to connect to wi-fi through your feet.
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by JimC » Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:18 am
Anybody have any experience of Norfolk Broads?
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