Literally? Like, with a book?Svartalf wrote:Now to literally fuck myself...Bella Fortuna wrote:But people who don't help with housework are cunts...rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas
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This is not a joke, it's true.JimC wrote:For me, mopping the floors is a damn good aerobic workout...
I once was in agony with a bad back, and I smashed a big jar of something on the floor.
I got a bowl of water and a container, got down on my hands and knees, and picked up all the glass, and then mopped the floor by hand with a rag.
When I'd finished, I got up, and my back was completely better, and didn't hurt again.
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Seeing a man do dishes and fold laundry is HOT!! Hubby definitely gets more nookie if he helps me with housework that day.
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You know what they say--Bella Fortuna wrote:And you're ready to perform a home lobotomy!laklak wrote:bowl. spoon. knife.
'nuff said.
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Anecdotes from a social subgroup who've been hook line and sinkered by the liberal brainwashing with regard equality and we are all the same despite the evidence of their own eyes with regards this world in which we all live. 
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Kristie wrote:Seeing a man do dishes and fold laundry is HOT!! Hubby definitely gets more nookie if he helps me with housework that day.
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I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

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It may need it again by now.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.
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I get enough, somedays too much even, despite doing sod all around the house. 
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Stop being such a bloomin' downer, then.Scrumple wrote:I get enough, somedays too much even, despite doing sod all around the house.
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The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.Bella Fortuna wrote:It may need it again by now.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.
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You scrubbed it out of existence...Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.Bella Fortuna wrote:It may need it again by now.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.
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At one point I was considering it.Bella Fortuna wrote:You scrubbed it out of existence...Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.Bella Fortuna wrote:It may need it again by now.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.
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The bacteria, moulds and cockroaches...Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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And Feck.JimC wrote:The bacteria, moulds and cockroaches...Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
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