Fake Tears, Fake Emotions?

[Animavore]

Oh. How dull.

Well, I feel like we all established early on that men and women both excel at manipulation.

Yup. But, women fake cry more.

I've never seen a woman fake cry. I've seen a fake woman cry though.

But how do you know?

[Thinking Aloud]

Oh. How dull.

Well, I feel like we all established early on that men and women both excel at manipulation.

Yup. But, women fake cry more.

I've never seen a woman fake cry. I've seen a fake woman cry though.

But how do you know?

I'm an armchair psychologist who can tell everything about a woman after a few cups of coffee.

[Sean Hayden]

You're judging me. You haven't said a word since we got our coffee.

[Thinking Aloud]

You're judging me. You haven't said a word since we got our coffee.

Oh my! You're a woman?

[Sean Hayden]

[Bella Fortuna]

Baby Jesus has to be the worst gold-digger of all then. He's always crying.

[Thinking Aloud]

Baby Jesus has to be the worst gold-digger of all then. He's always crying.

Now you've made him cry even more.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Bella Fortuna]

Baby Jesus has to be the worst gold-digger of all then. He's always crying.

Now you've made him cry even more.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

It all goes back to the mother. But I think his dad wasn't really there for him either.

[Thinking Aloud]

Baby Jesus has to be the worst gold-digger of all then. He's always crying.

Now you've made him cry even more.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

It all goes back to the mother. But I think his dad wasn't really there for him either.

There's some doubt as to who the father really was.

[Pappa]

I fake care sometimes.

I cake fair sometimes.

[Bella Fortuna]

I fake care sometimes.

I cake fair sometimes.

The fake is a lie.

[mistermack]

I think there are far more fake emotions about than real emotions.

The most common fake one is interest. " How are you ? " How's MRS Jones? How's business?

Then there's fake laughter.

Then there's fake concern. " Oh well, I hope you're feeling better soon " or, " I hope you get it sorted out ".

Of course, we SEE more fake emotions, but the real ones are kept inside our heads.
As in " for fucks sake, shut the fuck up, and go away !! " as we smile politely and say, " oh really ? "

[Jason]

You don't say? How interesting! Do go on!

[FBM]

Does this post make my ass look big? Or make me look like a big ass?

[SteveB]

*cares deeply about FBM's ass*