Cannibal Holocaust Rules and PG

[Callan]

Well, get on with it, peeps. We need to know what's who's for tea

Fixed.

[irretating]

For Day One, we may need to take our chances with Feck's Patent Chilli Sauce...

Do you feel lucky?

I think we really need to hear from charlou about this, first... could be a fiendish trap

[Callan]

For Day One, we may need to take our chances with Feck's Patent Chilli Sauce...

Do you feel lucky?

I think we really need to hear from charlou about this, first... could be a fiendish trap

It would be sweet if he were first out and ended up slathered in his own sauce, no?

[irretating]

For Day One, we may need to take our chances with Feck's Patent Chilli Sauce...

Do you feel lucky?

I think we really need to hear from charlou about this, first... could be a fiendish trap

It would be sweet if he were first out and ended up slathered in his own sauce, no?

Is that like getting his 'just desserts' ? Because, I really have a sweet tooth.

[Callan]

Hoist with his own petard, basted with his own sauce...

You want pudding?
Now that's going to be a serious challenge: our larder is kinda flesh-heavy.

Ooh, ooh - I have it! MINCE PIES! With real mince...

[Feck]

Careful that sounded like playing in the PG

[irretating]

Careful that sounded like playing in the PG

I think you'll find Callan and I are deadly serious

Mmmmmmmince pies.. it is the festive season, after all

[Callan]

One of the boys can go in the mince pies - going through the mincer will give them some much-needed tenderizing.
We'll save the girls for the more delicate dishes.

Fricassée of Higgs. Escalopes d'Oblivion, sauce Bordelaise. Filet de Charlou à l'Estragon.


i can haz brandy butter with my mince pie?

[Feck]

I'm full of pesticides you probably shouldn't eat me

[Callan]

I'm full of pesticides you probably shouldn't eat me

We were already expecting you to taste somewhat sour.
We were planning to mask that with a tangy Seville orange sauce, and serve you with Lyonnaise potatoes, steamed French beans and an assortment of root veg mashed with butter and black pepper.

It's all under control, fret ye not.

[irretating]

One of the boys can go in the mince pies - going through the mincer will give them some much-needed tenderizing.
We'll save the girls for the more delicate dishes.

Fricassée of Higgs. Escalopes d'Oblivion, sauce Bordelaise. Filet de Charlou à l'Estragon.


i can haz brandy butter with my mince pie?

Of course you can have brandy butter! Just try to make sure some brandy escapes your tasting glass and makes it into the butter.

What about mantis? Any thoughts on how best to serve her?

I'm full of pesticides you probably shouldn't eat me

We were already expecting you to taste somewhat sour.

[Callan]

Mantis, Mantis, hmmmm...

Reptile....

I have a recipe for Alligator Jambalaya that might sit well?
Mmm, spicy...

[irretating]

[oblivion]

I'm way too tough to flambe.

[charlou]

ob, you should be sliced very thinly and sauted quickly in a plum and chilli sauce


Classy menu .. very civilised indeed ... Will we be using the bone china and hand rubbed silverware too? What a sophisticated bunch of cannibals we are.