POLL: A Merkin Experiment - Volunteers needed.

I did the dual-slit machine-gun experiment and my results were:

2 stripes
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3 stripes
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No votes
more stripes
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No votes
No stripes due to a too-heavy calibre
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17%
Sorry, I used artillery instead
2
33%
Cheese
3
50%
 
Total votes: 6

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Re: POLL: A Merkin Experiment - Volunteers needed.

Post by FBM » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:31 am

Evabot wrote:I own a shotgun and a glock and a bunch of replica's for Airsoft purposes.

god bless america. I'm such a boy.
*cough* Yeah, and I'm a jelly donut. I don't think you got those by doing bench presses...
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Post by Rob » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:35 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
ScienceRob wrote:
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lsdetroit wrote:hmmm, wheres zilla at?
I was at naturalist class.

And I'm not doing anything except area weapons these days.
So what does that mean? Grenades and C4?
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Post by Evabot » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:03 am

FBM wrote:
Evabot wrote:I own a shotgun and a glock and a bunch of replica's for Airsoft purposes.

god bless america. I'm such a boy.
*cough* Yeah, and I'm a jelly donut. I don't think you got those by doing bench presses...
quiet you!!!! :fresh:

hahaha, jk.
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Post by FBM » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:05 am

Evabot wrote:
FBM wrote:
Evabot wrote:I own a shotgun and a glock and a bunch of replica's for Airsoft purposes.

god bless america. I'm such a boy.
*cough* Yeah, and I'm a jelly donut. I don't think you got those by doing bench presses...
quiet you!!!! :fresh:

hahaha, jk.

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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:44 am

I'm confused by all this talk about guns and bullets.

I've always wanted to perform the dual slit experiment, but I thought it involved siamese twin girls?
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Post by Evabot » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:45 am

mistermack wrote:I'm confused by all this talk about guns and bullets.
I've always wanted to perform the dual slit experiment, but I thought it involved siamese twin girls?
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Post by MrFungus420 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:54 am

What the fuck do pubic wigs have to do with it?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:23 am

mistermack wrote:I'm confused by all this talk about guns and bullets.

I've always wanted to perform the dual slit experiment, but I thought it involved siamese twin girls?
I've done it with twin Thai girls. :think:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:42 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
mistermack wrote:I'm confused by all this talk about guns and bullets.

I've always wanted to perform the dual slit experiment, but I thought it involved siamese twin girls?
I've done it with twin Thai girls. :think:
Fired photons through them? :twitch: :think:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:32 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
mistermack wrote:I'm confused by all this talk about guns and bullets.

I've always wanted to perform the dual slit experiment, but I thought it involved siamese twin girls?
I've done it with twin Thai girls. :think:
Fired photons through them? :twitch: :think:
Never called it "photons". :coffee:
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:29 pm

Azathoth wrote:oh and bullets don't have wave-particle duality so it won't work
How do you know?
Have you done the experiment?
If so, please provide a link to your published, peer-reviewed results.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:33 pm

Evabot wrote:I own a shotgun and a glock and a bunch of replica's for Airsoft purposes.

god bless america. I'm such a boy.
Excellent! Start with the shotgun. For the purposes of the experiment, we'll just say it's a flash bulb. :tup:
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Post by Kaison » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:27 pm

Real Merikans don't shoot for science, it's ungodly. I reckon some of em would shot at scientists though, if you asked polite like.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:57 pm

Kaison wrote:Real Merikans don't shoot for science, it's ungodly. I reckon some of em would shot at scientists though, if you asked polite like.
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