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Re: videoreverend introduction

Post by klr » Tue May 26, 2009 8:55 am

Charlou wrote: :whisper: I watched a video of horses mating and got horny, so I watched it again ... and again ... and then I wanked. Then I slept really well. :snooze:
:shock: I think that's broadly covered under the wonderfully oblique "impure thoughts". The priests would have been queuing up to hear your confessions, but you might have got hit with some hefty penances. :lol:
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Post by Feck » Tue May 26, 2009 9:02 am

Hello welcome and stuff :D good to see you are mixing well :td:
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Post by Achtland » Tue May 26, 2009 9:08 am

born-again-atheist wrote:Welcome to rationalia

The "ia" is actually hittite and translates to 'absence of'.
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Post by Mysturji » Tue May 26, 2009 2:32 pm

Hi Rev! :hiwave:
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Post by lordpasternack » Tue May 26, 2009 2:39 pm

My nipples are erect. :shifty:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu May 28, 2009 12:29 am

Welcome vidrev! Enjoy your stay!
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Post by Mysturji » Thu May 28, 2009 12:51 pm

lordpasternack wrote:My nipples are erect. :shifty:
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Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:10 am

Welcome. :tup:
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Post by FBM » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:29 am

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lordpasternack wrote:My nipples are erect. :shifty:
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Oh, yeah. Hi, vidrev! Welcome! :td:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:21 pm

Welcome, welcome. Your vids are VERY funny! We demand more!!! MORE I say.!

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Post by Geoff » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:11 pm

videoreverend wrote:
Charlou wrote:Well hello, rev 8-)
Hello to you, Charlou. Have any sins you need to confess?
So you haven't found the NSFW section yet, then?

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Post by Animavore » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:14 pm

You're my hero.
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Post by Kristie » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:18 pm

Welcome, new guy! Looks like you're going to fit in just fine here. :FIO:
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Post by cowiz » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:22 pm

Charlou wrote::whisper: I watched a video of horses mating and got horny, so I watched it again ... and again ... and then I wanked. Then I slept really well. :snooze:
That just made me horny!
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Post by Kristie » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:24 pm

pawiz wrote:
Charlou wrote::whisper: I watched a video of horses mating and got horny, so I watched it again ... and again ... and then I wanked. Then I slept really well. :snooze:
That just made me horny!
Everything makes you horny. :roll:
We danced.
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