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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:34 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
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Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
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I still need to know about your clearance.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:38 am

Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
I am awesome.
So was this guy Image

I still need to know about your clearance.
Don't worry, I'm cleared.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:43 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:Hello, I am new here. Can someone please explain the forum rules and guidelines to me. Please provide citation, footnotes and a bibliography. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rules are classified, I'll need some proof you have the proper clearance.
I am awesome.
So was this guy Image

I still need to know about your clearance.
Don't worry, I'm cleared.
I think I still smell an engram. :what:
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:45 am

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Schneibster » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:22 am

It's a forum.

Most people post things here.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by JimC » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:21 am

The ancient Exi is returneth...
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Rum » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:44 am

That's an impressive post-count in a few short hours!

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Geoff » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:35 am

Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by rachelbean » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:43 am

Just the healing presence this forum needs right now. Oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else :{D
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:47 am

rachelbean wrote:Just the healing presence this forum needs right now. Oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else :{D
Yeah, he's not "The Member Formerly Known As Calamine Lotion."
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:48 am

Cats do not heel, neither do they fetch.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by amused » Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:02 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Just the healing presence this forum needs right now. Oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else :{D
Yeah, he's not "The Member Formerly Known As Calamine Lotion."
Lotion?

How about some:

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:40 pm

JimC wrote:The ancient Exi is returneth...
Jim, still wearing cardigans? :/
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:41 pm

Rum wrote:That's an impressive post-count in a few short hours!
What can I say, except that I'm pretty great!
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:41 pm

Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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