I am very modest! I just recognize my greatness!Don't Panic wrote:And modest, you forgot about modest.Existentialist1844 wrote:I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
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Existentialist1844
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"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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This board would run smoothly if I was mod! No issues!Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Hey, I am 5'6" That is only 3 inches shorter than average height!Bella Fortuna wrote:Exi 2.0.... oh wait; that's just his height.Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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I'll have you know that woman often comment on my personality. They say I am funny, charming, and sweetBella Fortuna wrote:But with bigger biceps and less personality...JimC wrote:It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...Re: New Member. What do I do?
Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Truer words were never spoken!Existentialist1844 wrote: Alas, I have returned!
That's a good thing! No?
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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I stand by my previous assessment.
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...for a tapeworm?Existentialist1844 wrote:I'll have you know that woman often comment on my personality. They say I am funny, charming, and sweetBella Fortuna wrote:But with bigger biceps and less personality...JimC wrote:It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...Re: New Member. What do I do?
Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
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Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.
haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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No, remember, I have 867 great qualitiesBella Fortuna
...for a tapeworm?
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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Get rollin' then, son.Existentialist1844 wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.
haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
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There is not many people I can dispense Slammage on. Most of the people here already felt my wrath!Bella Fortuna wrote:Get rollin' then, son.Existentialist1844 wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.
haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
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We could prepare a list of those deserving slammage who came since you left...Existentialist1844 wrote:There is not many people I can dispense Slammage on. Most of the people here already felt my wrath!Bella Fortuna wrote:Get rollin' then, son.Existentialist1844 wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.
haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
Quite a long list, actually...
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We certainly have! It was like being slapped on the shin with a slightly damp handkerchief - not an experience I would care either way about repeating - in fact, I would go out of my way to forget about it completely, so uneventful was the lack of interest!Existentialist1844 wrote:There is not many people I can dispense Slammage on. Most of the people here already felt my wrath!Bella Fortuna wrote:Get rollin' then, son.Existentialist1844 wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I stand by my previous assessment.
haha, old school! My slammage has definitely gone down the shitter. I am out of practice
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6"
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And personality. And girlfriends. And boy friends for that matter.Pappa wrote:You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6"
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