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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:24 am

Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:25 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
And personality. And girlfriends. And boy friends for that matter.
You would be drooling if I posted some of the chicks I've dated and/or banged. However, I do not want to make you jealous, since you're old, senile, and probably can't get an erection. :tup: :tup:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Jason » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:51 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much.
How would you know? :what:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 am

PordFrefect wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much.
How would you know? :what:
Are you sure you want the answer to that question? :?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:56 am

PordFrefect wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote: I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
You may be greater in height, but I beat you hands down in both awesomeness and penis size.
No, you don't beat me in penis size all that much.
How would you know? :what:
Well, there is a thread on here where people post nude photos! Its kind of difficult to miss!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Woodbutcher » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:14 am

Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:28 am

Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:05 am

Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:38 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:38 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Geoff » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea:
And scrotums.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Is that in Spain?
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:22 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea:
Nope, it wasn't over my head. I just like Woodbutcher, and often smile when he is around :)
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:45 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:Three people having sex= Threesome
Two people having sex= Twosome
Exi= Handsome.
:prof:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Straight over his head - but then again that applies to tabletops as well. :tea:
Nope, it wasn't over my head. I just like Woodbutcher, and often smile when he is around :)
:tup:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Trinity » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:29 am

Well, at least Exi can't "like" his own posts here..... :roll:
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