Delicious Roasted Kitten...!?

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Delicious Roasted Kitten...!?

Post by Trolldor » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:11 pm

News Story here.


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Re: Delicious Roasted Kitten...!?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:15 pm

Give me five minutes with her. :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
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Post by Trolldor » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:32 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Give me five minutes with her. :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
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There's already some information available, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find the rest.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Chinaski » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:16 pm

Was she going to eat it? No. Bitch.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:39 pm

She cooked the thing!!

Kittens are NEVAH TO BE HARMED OR GREAT JUSTICE SHALL BE BROUGHT UPON THE EVILDOERS!!


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Re: Delicious Roasted Kitten...!?

Post by SnowLeopard » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:00 pm

I propose shoving a spike up her arse and putting her on a spit.
In the begining there was nothing. Which then exploded.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:02 pm

SnowLeopard wrote:I propose shoving a spike up her arse and putting her on a spit.
(Not for the squeamish.)
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Inject hydrochloric acid into her bone marrow.
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Post by Psi Wavefunction » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:28 pm

That bitch is so dead...

Good -- she's not fit to function in society, the way she is now... lots of therapy would be needed. Lots.

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Re: Delicious Roasted Kitten...!?

Post by cowiz » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:20 pm

Fuck. I nearly cried at that!
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