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J'accuse!

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Re: J'accuse!

Post by FBM » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:01 am

That's messed up. I was framed. :what:
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Re: J'accuse!

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:49 am

Jack Hughes?

Good bloke, knew him from the old anti-war protests.

Wears women's dresses these days...

Good luck to him, says I!
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Re: J'accuse!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:19 am

They missed an option - Use your satanic powers to turn your accusers into slugs and destroy the church by lightning from a huge, satan-shaped, black cloud that lingers over the village for months as a warning to other would-be witchfinders. :evil:
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Re: J'accuse!

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:21 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:They missed an option - Use your satanic powers to turn your accusers into slugs and destroy the church by lightning from a huge, satan-shaped, black cloud that lingers over the village for months as a warning to other would-be witchfinders. :evil:
Bugger!

I knew there was a warning I'd ignored! :lay:
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