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Post by fretmeister » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:06 pm

Hello.

What is your favourite cheese?
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Post by Cormac » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:24 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Because that's mostly what gets posted here. :hehe:
It's a tradition... or an affliction. I've heard had it both ways. :tea:
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Welcome Tim who is called... "Scott".

A qualifying question:

Parsley. Is it:

1. A pleasant herb, and pleasant as a decorative garnish

...or is it:

2. A vile and pestiforous noxious, evil, scraping of the inside of Beelzebub's pustulated and suppirating nostrils?

(Hint: the answer is 2).
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Scott1328 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:36 pm

Cormac wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Because that's mostly what gets posted here. :hehe:
It's a tradition... or an affliction. I've heard had it both ways. :tea:
:fix:


Welcome Tim who is called... "Scott".

A qualifying question:

Parsley. Is it:

1. A pleasant herb, and pleasant as a decorative garnish

...or is it:

2. A vile and pestiforous noxious, evil, scraping of the inside of Beelzebub's pustulated and suppirating nostrils?

(Hint: the answer is 2).
Parsley is only slightly worse than Cilantro, which is only slightly worse than tomatoes, which (I suspect) is only slightly better than pus from a festering boil on Roseanne's ass.
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Cormac » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:20 pm

Scott1328 wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Because that's mostly what gets posted here. :hehe:
It's a tradition... or an affliction. I've heard had it both ways. :tea:
:fix:


Welcome Tim who is called... "Scott".

A qualifying question:

Parsley. Is it:

1. A pleasant herb, and pleasant as a decorative garnish

...or is it:

2. A vile and pestiforous noxious, evil, scraping of the inside of Beelzebub's pustulated and suppirating nostrils?

(Hint: the answer is 2).
Parsley is only slightly worse than Cilantro, which is only slightly worse than tomatoes, which (I suspect) is only slightly better than pus from a festering boil on Roseanne's ass.

I'm sorry, you'll have to try harder. I have no idea what "cilantro" might be, but tomatoes are a wondrous and delicious blessing for humanity, bestowed upon us by his benoodled benificence.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:25 pm

Cilantro is delicious.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:34 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:Cilantro is delicious.
True this. But you spell it coriander. :tea:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:39 pm

Iffin you talk funny sure.
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Cormac » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:52 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Sean Hayden wrote:Cilantro is delicious.
True this. But you spell it coriander. :tea:
Don't start another "hundreds and thousands" V "sprinkles" debate!

There is no such thing as cilantro.

Coriander is somewhat tolerable.

That is all.
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by MiM » Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:00 pm

O why does this forum attract so many haters. If its not celery, its brusselsprouts, and now parsely and tomato :nono:

Oh, sorry. Back to the issue. Welcome! Cheese? :toetap:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:54 pm

Yo, Scott! We have the nicest wimmins of all the forums!
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Scott1328 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:05 pm

That's great, I've been wanting some sammiches.
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Post by Ayaan » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:09 pm

Scott1328 wrote:That's great, I've been wanting some sammiches.
You have a death wish, don't you? :toetap:
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:13 pm

Ayaan wrote:
Scott1328 wrote:That's great, I've been wanting some sammiches.
You have a death wish, don't you? :toetap:
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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by Scott1328 » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:43 pm

Uhm sorry, I forgot to answer the all important cheese question... Lets see

Gruyere? No....


Brie? No....


Gorgonzola? No...


Provolone? No...


Mascarpone? No...


Velveeta


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Re: Hello. I am new here...

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:47 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I've had it both ways. :tea:
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