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The Ekranoplane - 340mph of Soviet Bonkersness

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:44 am

Many of you will have seen pics and vids of this thing before but I came across these pics of the only complete Ekranoplane rusting away in a port somewhere. Can't help but think it combines all the worst features of planes and ships but the Roosians clearly thought otherwise....

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:42 pm

Nice pics.
Once in ground effect they're more economical than boats/ships and there are a good few small commercial/consumer GEVs in the teething stages of development.

The Ruskies were building a 500-odd seater version of it but abandoned the project, I believe.
"In 2007, the Russian Defense Minister announced the country would resume production of this model Ekranoplane"
...I wonder how far along with it they are now?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:48 pm

Wonder what the performance is like in rough weather?
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:04 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Nice pics.
Once in ground effect they're more economical than boats/ships and there are a good few small commercial/consumer GEVs in the teething stages of development.

The Ruskies were building a 500-odd seater version of it but abandoned the project, I believe.
"In 2007, the Russian Defense Minister announced the country would resume production of this model Ekranoplane"
...I wonder how far along with it they are now?
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Post by klr » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:03 pm

Faithfree wrote: ...

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Post by cronus » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:16 pm

They could have used them to invade the states....time and chance and in a alternate universe the Romans have ground effect forces plus a wormhole machine. :coffee:
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Post by Calilasseia » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:19 pm

Ah, the Caspian Sea Monster.

The Russians like to build big things. Check out this hovercraft (yes, I know, Fox News, but bear with it just for the pics):


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Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:08 pm

:D The various hulking Russian military things always put me in mind of the game Total Annihilation. Massive metal units overwhelming the landscape in an inefficient but brutal war machine.
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Post by MiM » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:20 pm

"The Lun can carry 15 officers, flying 340 mph about 1,240 miles, but only ever reach an altitude of 16ft" :shock: Russian officers must be larger than mr Putin and mr Un combined :shock:

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:25 pm

What good is it if it can only work on flattish terrain and calm seas? (try flying it in a North sea storm, or better, a North Atlantic storm)
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Post by JimC » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:47 pm

Svartalf wrote:What good is it if it can only work on flattish terrain and calm seas? (try flying it in a North sea storm, or better, a North Atlantic storm)
Good for invading Turkey across the Black Sea? :dunno:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:29 am

Svartalf wrote:What good is it if it can only work on flattish terrain and calm seas? (try flying it in a North sea storm, or better, a North Atlantic storm)
As an invasion platform in the era of its conception, you could probably afford to wait for flat seas, and in a big conflict, equipment is expendable once it's done its job.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:41 am

DID the USSR ever have designs on Turkey or Iran?
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Post by klr » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:24 am

Svartalf wrote:DID the USSR ever not have designs on Turkey or and Iran?
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Post by JimC » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:34 pm

Svartalf wrote:DID the USSR ever have designs on Turkey or Iran?
It wanted the whole world to become a worker's paradise, just like them... :hehe:
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