Guy_Montag wrote:Shame, I always find calling someone a fucking cunt is a really good way to win arguments about politics & religion.![]()
Never mind, I'll keep it to swearing at abstractions.
I'm trying to remember which novels I read, not sure there was much beyond Orwell & Brave New World; there's a book We by Zamyatin which was pretty good. Very much ahead of it's time, I thought.
Oooh - that's good, if someone else has posted while you're composing your witty riposte, you can edit it. Nice!
Hmm- actually I can see that if you're a bit slow thinking up your witty riposte & everyone else is posting away, it can take a while to get in there.
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We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
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We obey rule #69 here - everything's an

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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I like it when you talk dirty to me...Bella Fortuna wrote:If you weren't such an endearing cocksucker I'd probably call you some really bad names.
so commence at your leisure...
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I shan't offend tender ears. 
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Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears.
Edit:
Wait! Hold the presses! I don't think the cyber-world is ready for what (I imagine that) you can deliver. Pass!!!!
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Fuck you!FBM wrote:Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears.
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You didn't even mention the horse that I rode in on.Pappa wrote:Fuck you!FBM wrote:Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Better you riding the horse than the horse riding you...FBM wrote:You didn't even mention the horse that I rode in on.Pappa wrote:Fuck you!FBM wrote:Consider it a parameter-building exercise for Guy_Montag...y'know, to let him know the boundaries...Bella Fortuna wrote:I shan't offend tender ears.
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Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail 
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
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Wait, what are we here for?
Oh yeah, the new guy.

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What are you rabbit hair nipple neutroning on about? This is 'rational'...alia. Everything here makes perfect mushroom enema!Paco wrote:Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail
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Cheese.FBM wrote:What are you rabbit hair nipple neutroning on about? This is 'rational'...alia. Everything here makes perfect mushroom enema!Paco wrote:Yeah, so, Guy, this is Rationalia, don't try to understand it, you'll inevitably fail
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Leave Pawiz out of thisCharlou wrote:Twats.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
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