Hello World!

[Pappa]

This poor new guy starts a welcome thread, and we derail it like a drunken shouted mess of conversations in a packed kitchen as a freshers' party.



Go us!

[FBM]

New guy? Oh! Right!

Welcome again, Guy_Montag!! Fear not, we're not always like this. (Only when we post.) And not all of us are like this. (Only the ones who post.)

[Bella Fortuna]

New guy? Oh! Right!

Welcome again, Guy_Montag!! Fear not, we're not always like this. (Only when we post.) And not all of us are like this. (Only the ones who post.)

Speak for yourself, paleface.

[FBM]

New guy? Oh! Right!

Welcome again, Guy_Montag!! Fear not, we're not always like this. (Only when we post.) And not all of us are like this. (Only the ones who post.)

Speak for yourself, paleface.

You deny you're like this? You're the leader of the 'like this' clique, you are!!




...soooo don't stop, 'k? ^^^

[Bella Fortuna]

J'accuse, monsieur!

[FBM]

J'accuse, monsieur!

Oh, I beg to differ. 'Tis I who keep the likes of you in check. If not for me, this place would be absolutely deranged...

[AshtonBlack]

Welcome to the Machine.

[Bella Fortuna]

J'accuse, monsieur!

Oh, I beg to differ. 'Tis I who keep the likes of you in check. If not for me, this place would be absolutely deranged...

We have entered Bizarroworld!

[FBM]

J'accuse, monsieur!

Oh, I beg to differ. 'Tis I who keep the likes of you in check. If not for me, this place would be absolutely deranged...

We have entered Bizarroworld!

[Guy_Montag]

We have entered Bizarroworld!

No shit?

[Feck]

Hello GM , you seem to have got the gist ,this forum thrives on derails and foul language .
Enjoy !

[Guy_Montag]

And OMFG, 42 posts in and not a single mention of NSFW yet?

Yeah, if anyone wants to PM me the password...

[Feck]

Just send a PM to any of the admin , Red names, and you are in :-)

[FBM]

Just that request is enough, as I recall. Someone in the ruling class will wander by shortly, after they sober up, and take care of that. Welcome once again! Glad you're here. You did wipe your feet, right?

Edit: Ignore what I said. Feck knows better than I.

[Pappa]

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// Hello World in C
 main() {
        printf("hello world");
 }

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<?php
  // Hello World in PHP
  echo 'Hello World!';
?>

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<!-- Hello World in ASP.NET -->
<%= "Hello World!" %>

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10 REM Hello World in BASIC
20 PRINT "Hello World!"

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// Hello World in C++ (pre-ISO)

#include <iostream.h>

main()
{
    cout << "Hello World!" << endl;
    return 0;
}

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C     Hello World in Fortran

      PROGRAM HELLO
      WRITE (*,100)
      STOP
  100 FORMAT (' Hello World! ' /)
      END

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;;; Hello World in Common Lisp

(defun helloworld ()
  (print "Hello World!")
)

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MODULE (HELLO);
/* Hello World in PEARL (Process and Experiment Automation Realtime Language) */
  SYSTEM;
   TERMINAL:DIS<->SDVLS(2);
  PROBLEM;
   SPC TERMINAL DATION INOUT
         ALPHIC DIM(,) TFU MAX
         FORWARD CONTROL (ALL);
   MAIN:TASK;
     DCL TEXT INV CHAR(30)
          INIT('HELLO WORLD!');
    OPEN TERMINAL;
    PUT TEXT TO TERMINAL;
    CLOSE TERMINAL;
   END;
MODEND;

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/* Hello World in Objective-C.
** Since the standard implementation is identical to K&R C,
** a version that says hello to a set of people passed on
** the command line is shown here.
*/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <objpak.h>
int main(int argc,char **argv)
{
    id set = [Set new];
    argv++;while (--argc) [set add:[String str:*argv++]];
    [set do:{ :each | printf("hello, %s!\n",[each str]); }];
    return 0;
}

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Hello World in BrainFuck. No comment character exists.

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