On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
Questions for a priest.
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Re: Questions for a priest.
OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case. 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Questions for a priest.
Do you deserve a quantum of solace?JimC wrote:Does a god like that provide us with a quantum of solace?
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Atheist's fallacy fail.mistermack wrote:Seth wrote: Perhaps, being omniscient, he knows ALL possible futures. In the multiverse theory of cosmology, each decision point leads to a branching off of a new set of universes where all possible decisions and their outcomes occur. God might therefore know all of the possible outcomes of every possible point of divergence without having preordained anything. Knowledge is not the same thing as causation...unless it is.
Thus, he knows if you're going to wank tonight by virtue of the fact that you can wank tonight or you can not wank tonight, which creates two futures in each of which one of the choices occurs, and God sees BOTH outcomes at the same time, thus having knowledge, without actually interfering with or preordaining your free will to make the decision.
You falsely presume as a part of your argument that there is only one possible future.![]()
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Sorry, which page of the bible is this in, Father?
Sure you do. You can wank or not wank. Just because there are consequences for both doesn't mean you don't have free will to choose, it just means that your path divides based upon your decision.In any case, if I both decide to wank, and decide not to wank, then I have no free will, do I ?
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
Re: Questions for a priest.
That is only true in this reality...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case.
On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Fuck off, jamest and bring Seth back from wherever you've put him!Seth wrote:That is only true in this reality...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case.
On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Is Ernst, Erwin's brother?
(I think a Rommel meme ambushed me...)
(anyway, all these Germans sound the same to me...)
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Re: Questions for a priest.
German, eh? Read that quote I posted one more time...JimC wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Is Ernst, Erwin's brother?![]()
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(I think a Rommel meme ambushed me...)
(anyway, all these Germans sound the same to me...)
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Austrians, Germans, they're all fucking krauts... 
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I think you'll find that the party that once advocated that are currently out of favour in Europe.JimC wrote:Austrians, Germans, they're all fucking krauts...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Other than his dick, you mean?JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Questions for a priest.
I suspect that the real answer is unthinking obedience and a very low IQ...laklak wrote:Other than his dick, you mean?JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
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And very very sweet tears.JimC wrote:I suspect that the real answer is unthinking obedience and a very low IQ...laklak wrote:Other than his dick, you mean?JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Re: Questions for a priest.
--------------------------------------------Seth wrote: In the multiverse theory of cosmology, each decision point leads to a branching off of a new set of universes where all possible decisions and their outcomes occur.
Thus, he knows if you're going to wank tonight by virtue of the fact that you can wank tonight or you can not wank tonight, which creates two futures in each of which one of the choices occurs, and God sees BOTH outcomes at the same time, thus having knowledge, without actually interfering with or preordaining your free will to make the decision.
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Sure you do. You can wank or not wank. Just because there are consequences for both doesn't mean you don't have free will to choose, it just means that your path divides based upon your decision.
You don't understand your own posts. At the top, you are theorising that ALL choices occur.
Below, you're talking about one path, wank or not wank.
To be consistent, in your multiverse, the choice is wank, AND not wank. ie, not a choice at all.
Both choices are pre-ordained if all possible decisions and their outcomes occur.
So Jesus said to Peter ''before the cock crows, you will have denied me three times'', proving that he knew the future, and that Peter had no free will.
If you believe the bible.
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Re: Questions for a priest.
Before the cock crows, you will have denied me three times, said the priest to the altar boy.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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