You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

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You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Rum » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:59 pm

An old one but it still has legs!

What would you say?
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Re: You - an atheist, meets God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Animavore » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:00 pm

Where's the beer?
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Re: You - an atheist, meets God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Animavore » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:02 pm

What happened to the 12-inch penis I asked for yi bastard? :lol:
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Re: You - an atheist, meets God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Feck » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:02 pm

why did you put the waste shute right next the honey pot ?
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Post by Mallardz » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:03 pm

I @$%#ING LOVE YOU MAN!!!
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Re: You - an atheist, meets God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:04 pm

Bastard.

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Re: You - an atheist, meets God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:04 pm

Get off the fucking dole and get back to work!
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Post by Rum » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:11 pm

You coulda SAID!

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:15 pm

72 virgins please and 3 tons of Viagra! :biggrin:

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Ayaan » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:16 pm

You really shot yourself in the foot with the people you chose to represent you on earth. The greatest argument against you that ever existed. :nono:
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:19 pm

Who are you? What is your real name? And why the fuck did you use evolution to make us?

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:19 pm

Intelligent Design :hilarious:

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Post by Mallardz » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:20 pm

Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!

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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by Animavore » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:22 pm

So. What was Mary like in bed?
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Re: You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

Post by CJ » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:23 pm

Twat :obc:

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