You - an atheist, meet God at the Pearly Gates..

[CJ]

What are you going to say to Richard Dawkins when he arrives, and can I watch

God replied. Who's Richard Dawkins?

[Pappa]

After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

[Hermit]

Fucking posties! My carcass was addressed to the great stardust factory.

[GeneticJen]

"Where's Santa then?"

[klr]

"Which way to the internet cafés?"

[Mallardz]

I win I win!
Clearly you didn't see me when I did that thing.

"Which way to the internet cafés?"

They filtered Rationalia this is hell!!! :pissed:

[GeneticJen]

"Where is Shiva and where do you keep the drums. I have an awesome idea for a band."

[klr]

"Alright now, come clean: There is no doggie heaven, is there?"

[maiforpeace]

Why, what a surprise!

Are you for real?

[GeneticJen]

"Awesome, I've been waiting for this. Where are the dinosaurs?"

[Rum]

'OK, who was right, the Pope, Luther or the Archbishop of Canterbury'?

[GeneticJen]

"You cannot prove to me that you aren't just in my head. So just keep singing to my cat, thank you very much".

God: "WTF?"

[klr]

"Alright God, time for the Riddle of Epicurus. Get yourself out of this one ..."

[GeneticJen]

"Sarah Jessica Parker. Come on, what's up with that? Were you drunk?"

[tattuchu]

Unlikely I'd end up in Heaven, even assuming it existed. But this is purely hypothetical of course. So I guess I'd prolly say, "Huh. Alright, I'm bored already. So what is there to do up here anyway?"