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Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack
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That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack
This is why Brunhilde looks so well nourished.

She got her lips around a lot of godly sausages.

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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack
Are you sure it wasn't that well known Cockney prick WhatsisName recommending that you don't cook the modern British sausage..?Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...![]()
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I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...![]()
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I wonder if you can get one saying "Hide the sausage"? 
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NineBerry wrote:German sausages are made from the meat of gods.
I like the meat of gods
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I can't speak for fat brittish sausages*, but in the case of thin Aussie beef ones you should never prick them if you want to retain all the yummy flavour (and also not have the sausage split open).Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...![]()
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* That wasn't a euphemism for Brian Peacock...
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JimC wrote:I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...![]()
Seems to work OK for me.
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A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack
The pricking lets some fat ooze out (also a plus, to my mind), the pressure inside doesn't build up, and the sausage doesn't either split or explode at both ends...pErvin wrote:JimC wrote:I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...![]()
Seems to work OK for me.
I'm talking about the fat pork sausages I get from my local butcher, which are the only kind I eat...
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How uncivilised.Brian Peacock wrote:A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
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