I just had an epiphany. The epiphany is this:
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There is no Eve, never was a rib-woman. Talking snakes, an isolation-induced fever dream. Adam is alone in the Garden. How then do we exist? We do not. In fact we exist only in a lonely, desperate Adam's mind. We are a masturbation fantasy. He is wanking now. He is wanking still.
Should he stop wanking, we, humanity, will cease to be.
Religious Epiphany
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Religious Epiphany
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Well that’s just a load of wank innit?
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Re: Religious Epiphany
This is at odds with my epiphany and therefore wrong. The penalty is death.
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There can be only one!
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Which begs the question of course - which came first, the ovum or the sperm?!
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I think I stepped in it...
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